Alberton _ JHB South Riders

[GreyOwl3.0]

Ha ha!! Funny Joe!

Actually, just so you all know...Muxman set him up...I was just a hired hand!

[spaso9]

glad to hear you guys had some good week end rides... waork and waterpolo getting in the way of riding, and i'm really missin it!!!

working saturday, but mite be able to join an early morning ride if anything is happenin?

 

[Slave]

This all sounds very mysterious and complicated GOv2 point oh.

 

Please elaborate for the uninitiated (read as doff) here. (sounds to me like you got Mux to run Joe tired and then towed Nance past him when he was cooked.)

 

Sneaky, but I'd like to hear the other version of this "truth".

Slave2Love2009-03-09 03:00:52

[Cyclewizz]

Nobody towed Nancy, see came flying passed.

The real truth is that Nancy's bike is red and we all know how fast red bikes are.... 

[GreyOwl3.0]

Ok...I'll fess up...Muxie told Nancy that she had to sprint for the stop...so I agreed to block Joe so as to let Nancy go...on her red bike which as we know are very fast!!!

It was very touch and go...lots of shoulder shoving and head butting...but Nancy got it.

[Slave]

'k. So now we know. very devious tactics.

 

Tihs weekend, agteros is joining us. We planned this a few weeks ago and he is time compressed / challenged so he is not too sure of the longer loop.

 

I think we can still do an intermediate of say 80 around boscos and the circus. How long will that take us?

 

Who's in and who's not?

[Guest Agteros]

I'm in !!!! And the earlier the better! I just need my legs for the evening please, don't want be all wobbly waltzing around as my waltzes are wobbly enough, thanks  

 

What time we gonna go go go? 6:00 or 7:00?

[Cyclewizz]

80km should take us about 2 hours 45 min.

 

I'm in for the 80km on Saturday ??

[Cyclewizz]

I'm in !!!! And the earlier the better! I just need my legs for the evening please' date=' don't want be all wobbly waltzing around as my waltzes are wobbly enough, thanks [img']https://assets.bikehub.co.za/legacy_images/smilies/smiley2.gif[/img] 

 

What time we gonna go go go? 6:00 or 7:00?

 

6:00 is a bit too early, it's getting cooler in the morning.

But if only going to wobble at night then we have plenty time.

Waltzes are all about warming up the legs  let's fo the Heidelberg loop

[Slave]

Kid, Djys sieker forkken laff my ou..

 

Evil laffing (Haraharaharahar.)

 

Agteros, unless you get lost (en ek weet djy't n Garmin.) it only takes about 40 to 45minutes to get from my place to Randburg. 

 

So, if we do the 80 k loop, 2 hr 45 sounds fair, means we done by 9:45. You can get in your car and head for the west rand, pick up your date, go home and there will be enough time for you to both have a shower before the wedding that starts at 14h00, unless that's in Durban. ( or you go to durban instead).

 

Sides, 80 k's and you can have a good wobble around the dance floor and a good excuse to go home early for your ride n Sunday.

 

Where is the team meeting, maybe we can jump into that one as well?

 

(evil lafter)

[Slave]

Kid, the alternative is we do the 60 k on Sat Mostly with the faster okesand then we go out and do another 60 or 80 on Sunday.

The permutations are almost infinite. We just need to find out from Ossie, where the team ride is taking lace on Sunday. His team are going to be doing the steps as part of their ride, so we know they in our hood.

[Guest Agteros]

Kid' date=' Djys sieker forkken laff my ou..

 

Evil laffing (Haraharaharahar.)

 

Agteros, unless you get lost (en ek weet djy't n Garmin.) it only takes about 40 to 45minutes to get from my place to Randburg. 

 

So, if we do the 80 k loop, 2 hr 45 sounds fair, means we done by 9:45. You can get in your car and head for the west rand, pick up your date, go home and there will be enough time for you to both have a shower before the wedding that starts at 14h00, unless that's in Durban. ( or you go to durban instead).

 

Sides, 80 k's and you can have a good wobble around the dance floor and a good excuse to go home early for your ride n Sunday.

 

Where is the team meeting, maybe we can jump into that one as well?

 

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Ek? Garmin? Nooit mastah, ek't net 'n slim selfounkie

 

I think it will be safer if the date showers on her own time uddawize I drive to da west rand twice and I have like no time already!

 

7am start, I get u guys at Brackendowns FNB, or at teh xumbugs crossing?

Maybe I need to go get a blood transfusion, coz I'm gonna poep bloed this weekend.... Sunday I cycle from Randburg down souff again (steps twice in two consecutive days.. eish) and I wanna do it with the club's fastest fast fast-ish bunch....

 

Up one two, down one two waltzing will most probably turn into oops, sorry, stumble, oops, sorry stumble but what da heck, it will be my only chance to experience that weekend, I have anudder weekend to experience the week after....

[Slave]

Ossie, if you can't waltz don sweat it man, just kick her in the shins and she wont expect you to dance again. Then you sit quietly in a corner and have a couple of dops. 

 

Meet at FNB again, It's close eonough to my place and we can head out to Xumbugs together. So we do the 60 k loop and then I meet you where on Sunday, what time so I can ride the rest of the way with your gang and get to meet some of the larnies from the North.

[Guest Agteros]

Ossie' date=' if you can't waltz don sweat it man, just kick her in the shins and she wont expect you to dance again. Then you sit quietly in a corner and have a couple of dops. 

 

Meet at FNB again, It's close eonough to my place and we can head out to Xumbugs together. So we do the 60 k loop and then I meet you where on Sunday, what time so I can ride the rest of the way with your gang and get to meet some of the larnies from the North.

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Sounds like ozzie dating advice....

[Cyclewizz]

Ossie' date=' if you can't waltz don sweat it man, just kick her in the shins and she wont expect you to dance again. Then you sit quietly in a corner and have a couple of dops. 

 

Meet at FNB again, It's close eonough to my place and we can head out to Xumbugs together. So we do the 60 k loop and then I meet you where on Sunday, what time so I can ride the rest of the way with your gang and get to meet some of the larnies from the North.

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S2L, it sounds like you bailling out of a ride with the fast group this weekend ???

Or do you want to be a larnie ??

If you ride with the Creta bunch, you going to upset somebody. They'll have the latest and greatest bikes, helmet, kit, etc and you'll out ride them on your 900 year old Peejou 

[Slave]

Nah mate. Ozzie dating advice is to find the sheep in the long wet grass absolyely bloddy amazing mate. Bloody marvelous. (with ozzzie accent.)

 

Shilea goes to Bruce and says, "I'm pregnanat mate and you're the father. If you dont marry me, I'm going to throw myself off a cliff."

 

Bruce says "darn it Shiela, not only are you a good shag, yer a good sport too."

 

On Sunday remind me to tell you the one about the roo.

 

 

 

Slave2Love2009-03-09 07:39:54