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Andy/Ox - i suggest the two of you start doing some calcs.

You are two' date=' the southerners are just a little more than two, so in the first place you are outnumbered and secondly you are treading on thin ice, so best you retract these defamatory comments or you will pay dearly when next you decide to enter our universe

 

 

Aaaah Trubie, you know we are just joking around and revving you southerners up a bit! We don't need a repeat of 1861-1865! smiley2.gif
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Guest Agteros
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Andy/Ox - i suggest the two of you start doing some calcs.

You are two' date=' the southerners are just a little more than two, so in the first place you are outnumbered and secondly you are treading on thin ice, so best you retract these defamatory comments or you will pay dearly when next you decide to enter our universe

 

 

Oi trubes, ANOTHER angry reaction... It will be sooo much easier to refute all the statements, and invite all and sundry for a few rides down souff to show everybody how friendly the souffeners are (like we know some are)!

 

What you say? U gonna organise a "smile and wave" ride for the non-souffeners?
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Look what happened last time Andy! You didn't even come! You were scared of precipitation... that didn't even fall to earth smiley17.gif

 

Correction! I was not scared of it. I just did not want to waste time, petrol and energy getting there for a ride which possibly could've been cancelled. And that ride was lower on the importance scale than the Wet One.
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Look what happened last time Andy! You didn't even come! You were scared of precipitation... that didn't even fall to earth smiley17.gif

 

Correction! I was not scared of it. I just did not want to waste time' date=' petrol and energy getting there for a ride which possibly could've been cancelled. And that ride was lower on the importance scale than the Wet One.
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Ya ya smiley2.gif
Guest Agteros
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Look what happened last time Andy! You didn't even come! You were scared of precipitation... that didn't even fall to earth smiley17.gif

 

Correction! I was not scared of it. I just did not want to waste time' date=' petrol and energy getting there for a ride which possibly could've been cancelled. And that ride was lower on the importance scale than the Wet One.
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Ya ya smiley2.gif

And the lsat time I went to the Souff... What do I get? A puncture of all things! I ride my MTB over some scary stuff in the dark, on some horrific country roads, and what do I NOT get? Punctures!

 

Time for the Souff to clean up its act roads, or else it will be MTB rides only!
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Look what happened last time Andy! You didn't even come! You were scared of precipitation... that didn't even fall to earth smiley17.gif

 

Correction! I was not scared of it. I just did not want to waste time' date=' petrol and energy getting there for a ride which possibly could've been cancelled. And that ride was lower on the importance scale than the Wet One.
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Ya ya smiley2.gif

And the lsat time I went to the Souff... What do I get? A puncture of all things! I ride my MTB over some scary stuff in the dark, on some horrific country roads, and what do I NOT get? Punctures!

 

Time for the Souff to clean up its act roads, or else it will be MTB rides only!

 

Agteros, in the south there are a lot of undesireables who intentionally leave glass in the path of unaware northern cyclists. That incident with yourself and Kieran was a botched ambush attempt...they didnt know Kieran was from the south, and they didnt realise you were there under our supervision. I'll have a word with the powers that be, and we'll sort it out for you. Cool?

 

And just for the record, I greeted Zoo Cookie...and I was pleasant and curteous.
Guest Agteros
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GreyOwl, I've heard a rumour of a MTB hanging in your garage.... When you going to go for a spin around the Zoo Farm?

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GreyOwl' date=' I've heard a rumour of a MTB hanging in your garage.... When you going to go for a spin around the Zoo Farm?[/quote']

 

Oxman you definately heard wrong!!! It's in his bike room not his garage!!!
Guest Agteros
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GreyOwl' date=' I've heard a rumour of a MTB hanging in your garage.... When you going to go for a spin around the Zoo Farm?[/quote']

 

Oxman you definately heard wrong!!! It's in his bike room not his garage!!!

Busted GreyOwl!!!smiley36.gifsmiley36.gifsmiley36.gif
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GreyOwl' date=' I've heard a rumour of a MTB hanging in your garage.... When you going to go for a spin around the Zoo Farm?[/quote']

 

Oxman you definately heard wrong!!! It's in his bike room not his garage!!!

Busted GreyOwl!!!smiley36.gifsmiley36.gifsmiley36.gif

 

But it doesn't mean he ever rides it smiley36.gifsmiley36.gifsmiley36.gif Its all part of a conspiracy of his! The more mountainbikes he owns... the less there are for others to ride! smiley36.gifsmiley36.gifsmiley36.gif In turn doing the country a huge service by keeping everyone clean smiley36.gifsmiley36.gifsmiley36.gif
Guest Agteros
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GreyOwl' date=' I've heard a rumour of a MTB hanging in your garage.... When you going to go for a spin around the Zoo Farm?[/quote']

 

Oxman you definately heard wrong!!! It's in his bike room not his garage!!!

Busted GreyOwl!!!smiley36.gifsmiley36.gifsmiley36.gif

 

But it doesn't mean he ever rides it smiley36.gifsmiley36.gifsmiley36.gif Its all part of a conspiracy of his! The more mountainbikes he owns... the less there are for others to ride! smiley36.gifsmiley36.gifsmiley36.gif In turn doing the country a huge service by keeping everyone clean smiley36.gifsmiley36.gifsmiley36.gif

GreyOwl' date=' is this true? [img']https://assets.bikehub.co.za/legacy_images/smilies/smiley3.gif[/img] 

 

It is such a waste. Pretty much like buying a racing horse, and then turning it into a show pony. MTBs are made to be ridden, not to be bragged with in the bike room. Just ask Queen Bree!

 

Come on, if Mr Pavlov can win some MTB races surely Lord Henderson can ride a MTBas well !!!???
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GreyOwl' date=' I've heard a rumour of a MTB hanging in your garage.... When you going to go for a spin around the Zoo Farm?[/quote']

 

Oxman you definately heard wrong!!! It's in his bike room not his garage!!!

Busted GreyOwl!!!smiley36.gifsmiley36.gifsmiley36.gif

 

But it doesn't mean he ever rides it smiley36.gifsmiley36.gifsmiley36.gif Its all part of a conspiracy of his! The more mountainbikes he owns... the less there are for others to ride! smiley36.gifsmiley36.gifsmiley36.gif In turn doing the country a huge service by keeping everyone clean smiley36.gifsmiley36.gifsmiley36.gif

GreyOwl' date=' is this true? [img']https://assets.bikehub.co.za/legacy_images/smilies/smiley3.gif[/img] 

 

It is such a waste. Pretty much like buying a racing horse, and then turning it into a show pony. MTBs are made to be ridden, not to be bragged with in the bike room. Just ask Queen Bree!

 

Come on, if Mr Pavlov can win some MTB races surely Lord Henderson can ride a MTBas well !!!???

 

Very True indeed! I even have an mms on the "infamous bike room!"

 

It's not there as a bragging point however Ox-Man. Its clearly chained there with its wheels welded fast so that it'll never see a meter of riding! I think it's a warning to any other mountainbikes that cross Lord Henderson's path...
Guest Agteros
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GreyOwl' date=' I've heard a rumour of a MTB hanging in your garage.... When you going to go for a spin around the Zoo Farm?[/quote']

 

Oxman you definately heard wrong!!! It's in his bike room not his garage!!!

Busted GreyOwl!!!smiley36.gifsmiley36.gifsmiley36.gif

 

But it doesn't mean he ever rides it smiley36.gifsmiley36.gifsmiley36.gif Its all part of a conspiracy of his! The more mountainbikes he owns... the less there are for others to ride! smiley36.gifsmiley36.gifsmiley36.gif In turn doing the country a huge service by keeping everyone clean smiley36.gifsmiley36.gifsmiley36.gif

GreyOwl' date=' is this true? [img']https://assets.bikehub.co.za/legacy_images/smilies/smiley3.gif[/img] 

 

It is such a waste. Pretty much like buying a racing horse, and then turning it into a show pony. MTBs are made to be ridden, not to be bragged with in the bike room. Just ask Queen Bree!

 

Come on, if Mr Pavlov can win some MTB races surely Lord Henderson can ride a MTBas well !!!???

 

Very True indeed! I even have an mms on the "infamous bike room!"

 

It's not there as a bragging point however Ox-Man. Its clearly chained there with its wheels welded fast so that it'll never see a meter of riding! I think it's a warning to any other mountainbikes that cross Lord Henderson's path...

This is going from weird to bizarre. Lord H into MTB bondage?

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