Johan Bornman, here is something for you...

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I think it is a fantastic concept. It will really boost your speed' date=' endurance, Argus time, climbing capability and performance in the bedroom too.

 

In addition, it is rustproof, stiffer, lighter, more expensive and with a carefully selected blend if titanium, scandium and plutonium to boost performance over competitive products.

 

It is used by top athletes, circus clowns, the pope, Julius Malema and other notable phycisists. It is even endorsed by Joe Friel and his son. They were not paid to say good things about the product, they did it out of their own good will.

 

The very, very good news is that I have specialised in this concept for years, I just forgot to patent it.

 

The way I do it is to insert cherry-sized glass beads on the spokes before building the wheel. Depending on a careful assessment of your riding style, weight, terrain and dog's name, I insert three, four or seven beads per spoke.

 

The nett effect is a wheel that makes more noise at low speed than a Chris King crossed with a dry Campag hub but a wheel with lots of natural, organic intertia at high speed that knocks the underpants off the competition. Proof of this bold statement is easy - simply ask all your co-riders to show whether or not they have underpants on under their cycling tights.

 

I perform this conversion for a mere R3999-00 per wheel and there is a waiting list. Join the queue now before I run out of marbles.

 

 

 

 

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A real steal for the Joburg crowd!!!!