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I thought this will be jackpot' date=' like the new powerball game but nooooo fruity was bored again.

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LOL but you must admit, It got your attention LOL
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How does one "over fulfill" a fantasy?

 

Guys' date=' is this even remotely possible?

 

BTW, nice to see you still here .....
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Gasping, it would be more than just a normal fantasy..nevermind.

 

Good to see you too my friend!
Dirt*girl2009-09-17 02:33:23
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A Hubber living opposite two lesbian blondes, gets a birthday present from the two. Opens it up, finds a Timex inside.

He's reply: I think you misunderstood when I said I wanna watch
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I thought this will be jackpot' date=' like the new powerball game but nooooo fruity was bored again.

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LOL but you must admit, It got your attention LOL

 

Yes you did 100%. I just love that woman she is hot
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If your were given a choice of either a night with your dream girl or a ride on your dream bike...Hmmm...

 

I guess it might be easier getting the one than the other...

 

But I guess the following holds tru for both the bike and the girl: Somewhere in the world there is someone tired of her/it's sh*t!
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A Hubber living opposite two lesbian blondes' date=' gets a birthday present from the two. Opens it up, finds a Timex inside.

He's reply: I think you misunderstood when I said I wanna watch
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Did Timex not have the slogan "takes a lickin and keeps on tickin" in the US? Dunno why that suddenlt sprung to mind, but there you go.
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If your were given a choice of either a night with your dream girl or a ride on your dream bike...Hmmm...

 

I guess it might be easier getting the one than the other...

 

But I guess the following holds tru for both the bike and the girl: Somewhere in the world there is someone tired of her/it's sh*t!

A good quality lube sorts out most hassles - tricky part is just to figure out on which one to use it though...
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If your were given a choice of either a night with your dream girl or a ride on your dream bike...Hmmm...

 

I guess it might be easier getting the one than the other...

 

But I guess the following holds tru for both the bike and the girl: Somewhere in the world there is someone tired of her/it's sh*t!

 

My dream bike being a Trek, my dream girl being Jessica Alba... now, if I had to ride both in one day, and I mean ride them HARD, Alba and the Trek.... I think I would frek
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now?now..that would be over fulfilling your fantasy.

 

 

 

Jessica Alba = YES!!

 

 

 

Dirtgirl = NO.

 

 

 

So Im halfway there. By any chance you dont have the following numbers so I can sort out the 2nd half of my fantasy:

 

 

 

1) Yvonne Strahovski

 

2) Kendra

 

3) Jenifer Love-Hewitt

 

4) Liz Hatch

 

5) Fergie

 

 

 

Many thanks

 

 

 

colonel2009-09-17 04:55:11

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If your were given a choice of either a night with your dream girl or a ride on your dream bike...Hmmm...

 

?

 

I guess it might be easier getting the one than the other...

 

?

 

But I guess the following holds tru for both the bike and the girl: Somewhere in the world there is someone tired of her/it's sh*t!

 

?

 

My dream bike being a Trek' date=' my dream girl being Jessica Alba... now, if I had to ride both in one day, and I mean ride them HARD, Alba and the Trek.... I think I would frek
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You need to ask thou is your HARD the same as their HARD?

 

 

 

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If your were given a choice of either a night with your dream girl or a ride on your dream bike...Hmmm...

 

I guess it might be easier getting the one than the other...

 

But I guess the following holds tru for both the bike and the girl: Somewhere in the world there is someone tired of her/it's sh*t!

 

My dream bike being a Trek' date=' my dream girl being Jessica Alba... now, if I had to ride both in one day, and I mean ride them HARD, Alba and the Trek.... I think I would frek
[/quote']

You need to ask thou is your HARD the same as their HARD?

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Well if they are HARD to get, especially Jessica, then I will have to resort to showing her how HARD I can play Tongue
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If your were given a choice of either a night with your dream girl or a ride on your dream bike...Hmmm...

 

I guess it might be easier getting the one than the other...

 

But I guess the following holds tru for both the bike and the girl: Somewhere in the world there is someone tired of her/it's sh*t!

 

My dream bike being a Trek' date=' my dream girl being Jessica Alba... now, if I had to ride both in one day, and I mean ride them HARD, Alba and the Trek.... I think I would frek
[/quote']

You need to ask thou is your HARD the same as their HARD?

smiley2.gif

 

Well if they are HARD to get, especially Jessica, then I will have to resort to showing her how HARD I can play Tongue

 

... or you could just trek it?
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Jessica Alba = YES!!

 

 

 

Dirtgirl = NO.

 

 

 

So Im halfway there. By any chance you dont have the following numbers so I can sort out the 2nd half of my fantasy:

 

 

 

1) Yvonne Strahovski

 

2) Kendra

 

3) Jenifer Love-Hewitt

 

4) Liz Hatch

 

5) Fergie

 

 

 

Many thanks

 

 

 

 

 

 

can't believe Kendra is on that list. Her mother and father must be brother and sister because there is no way that someone can be born that stupid without something going wrong.

 

 

 

Next you're gonna say you've joined LA's Twitter group.

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now now..that would be over fulfilling your fantasy.


Jessica Alba = YES!!

Dirtgirl = NO.

So Im halfway there. By any chance you dont have the following numbers so I can sort out the 2nd half of my fantasy:

1) Yvonne Strahovski
2) Kendra
3) Jenifer Love-Hewitt
4) Liz Hatch
5) Fergie

Many thanks

 

And Mrs Colonel is going to give you a klap if you come right with just one of those gals Tongue

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