Captain Fastbastard Mayhem Posted November 22, 2009 Share Does someone scale an 8ft wall, grab an RC3000 from a guys back yard (while he is braaing in said back yard) and make it out again, all without making a sound and NONE OF US NOTICING A THING? WTF is this place coming to? And worst of all - we would've had an electric fence installed if some old faggot-smoking hag in the unit next door weren't worried about the existence of her plants. Not to mention that SHE'S the one who always says she feels "vulnerable" FARK!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Das Posted November 22, 2009 Share Eina hard luck dude... At least it was a good braai. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Fastbastard Mayhem Posted November 22, 2009 Share Yeah, it was. Not looking forward to the whole police reportage thing. The blokes at the local stasie aren't exactly your average 100watt globe. More lie a cheap knock-off "energy saver" variety. Slow to warm up, and prone to short circuiting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dude Crush Posted November 22, 2009 Share 8ft wall you say? Must've been a really tall guy... depending on your frame size, maybe we should look out for the awkward dude with long legs and a small bike! Bt seriously, sorry to hear that dude... i guess the only thing left to do is make light of it. I agree, sometimes it just seems like this sh*T is getting out of hand! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Fastbastard Mayhem Posted November 22, 2009 Share It's a 48... Bwahahahahahaha!!! Mr. Bean on a tricycle might fit the description. But hey - my lady was looking for an excuse not to do the Burger... Waaaaaait... that's a bit too convenient! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Das Posted November 22, 2009 Share haha better research that one. Just keep advertising it. Just read how Frail (David) got his bike back. Sweet story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johan Bornman Posted November 22, 2009 Share Never mind the 8-foot wall, I want to see how the hag next door manages to smoke a faggot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Fastbastard Mayhem Posted November 22, 2009 Share 12 guage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dude Crush Posted November 22, 2009 Share Lol... Convenient indeed! Look out for the new earrings/handbags/shoes... its a dead giveaway! Anyway, hope you plan on replacing the bike... always sad to lose a hubber under such circumstances! Good luck with the guys at the stasie! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Fastbastard Mayhem Posted November 22, 2009 Share Definitely going to replace. And guess who's doing the bike shopping? ME!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Das Posted November 22, 2009 Share Thats the way... Make her cycle die Burger... Maybe she'll confess Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky4130 Posted November 22, 2009 Share Real sad n sorry hear about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNOO-ZN Posted November 23, 2009 Share Hey!!!! No new handbags / clothing / jewellery will be bought! Maybe some new squash kit... hmmmm... And to think, I had my week of training planned to be ready for Sunday! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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