Souf Efrican Eenglish

[Sammajoor]

A llok @ Souf Efrican eenglish Please update

 

A VITAL GUIDE TO SABC TV PRONUNCIATION IN <?:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" />SOUTH AFRICAon>
 
 Beck - not the front
 
 Beds - doves, vultures, etc.
 
 Ben - to set alight
 
 Cut - a small vehicle drawn by a donkey
 
 Errors - districts, e.g. "Ebbon errors" (urban areas)
 
 Feather - implies distance - Cape Town is feather than Johannesburg
 
 Guddin - around your house, where you grow plunts
 
 Get - a hinged opening in a fence
 
 Hair - as opposed to him
 
 Hiss - masculine form of hairs
 
 Itch - as in "itch and aviary pairsin"
 
 Kennel - Army officer
 
 Len - to acquire knowledge
 
 Pee-Pull - Die Mense / people
 
 Phlegm - the hot part at the end of a candle
 
 Piss - symbolised by white doves
 
 Suffa-Ring - as in "the pee-pull are suffa-ring"
 
 Parrot Teksi - not a mamba of the teksi assoseshen
 
 Toks - Negotiations
 
 Weaner - the weaner takes all
 
 Wekkas - they do the wek
 
 Weld - The Earth<?:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />

[javadude]

Now now - A bit later

Just around the corner - Five minutes away by car

 

[Evan Andreou]

The matric english essay is going to be marked by martians in future

[Sammajoor]

The matric english essay is going to be marked by martians in future

 

Still say men are from Venus, women from Mars and gays from Uranus  try to put that through a spell checker

[David #7]

Eish what is an essay? Is that the exam where we must like right a stori?

[Sammajoor]

Eish what is an essay? Is that the exam where we must like right a stori?

 

teacher:  Make a sentence with green yellow pink blue

 

Sipho:  our telefone she rang green green, i pick up i say yellow, the telfone she go pink! then blueeeeeeeeeeeeeeee,  EISH MADAM

[Sammajoor]

Now now - A bit later
Just around the corner - Five minutes away by car

 

NO NO NO IT IS A CAAA, please focus