You know when you are a South African when you have.......

[Paddaman]

1. Made your own biltong.

2. Watched a game of rugby from a box at a stadium.

3. Dated accross the "colour bar".

4. Did military service.

5. Ate at Wanda's in Soweto.

6. Visited another African Country and felt ..........

7. .........add some more...........

[Dirtbreath]

electric fencing on your garden wall

[Paddaman]

[scotty]

Pay to park in secure parking at mall, casino etc, then pay someone to look after your car while in the secure parking.

[Palaeodom]

You instinctivly lock all doors as soon as you get in the car and do a circuit of the block before driving up your driveway.

[zuludog]

make your own boerewors. made my own for the first time last week and man!! do it!!!

[Edwin Watson]

"4. Did military service."

Um fortunately I was not around at that time

[stewie911]

1. Made your own biltong.

2. Watched a game of rugby from a box at a stadium.

3. Dated accross the "colour bar".

4. Did military service.

5. Ate at Wanda's in Soweto.

6. Visited another African Country and felt ..........

7. .........add some more...........

 

Accused as being a racist for making a statement like this

[Palaeodom]

...put up with the worst customer service on the planet and made to feel guilty about wanting anything from your waiter.

[AlsDad]

....When you can do your monthly groceries at the traffic light on the way home.

 

....When you can pay your traffic fines instantly in cash.

[leeu52]

...bitch about service when the majority around me go hungry.

[Johan Bornman]

Use words that aren't in the dictionary, yet everybody understands you.

 

Jou Moer!

 

Your bike is Sif!

[Randy]

... when you have 9 months of summer and only 3 months of winter

 

... when the temp drops below 10 degrees you complain how "cold" it is

[Cranky]

... my domestic worker's sister was killed in a taxi crash last night. She leaves behind a little girl with no parents.

[Guest Big H]

Whjen you know that the "cobb" in Cobb Cooker stand for mieliestronk.... if you do not know what it is Google it and get one.

[mark ellis]

you ride your bicycle with pepper spray, 9mm's and eagerly await a tracker system for your bicycle!