Baldrick

23 race calendar for next year. 7 too many. But what would they realistically get rid of? My pick Saudi Arabia Vietnam (possibly not going to happen next year) Abu Dhabi Bahrain Russia Singapore China

This is quickly becoming the four Yorkshire men skit

My f** George.

Very disappointed with Albon today. I think Checo and the Hulk will be getting a call from the good doc Marko very soon

DRS sucks. Time to watch the cycling.

Mutt had his first puffy encounter yesterday afternoon. He usually jumps into the bushes sniffing everything he can find. Yesterday near the upper dam he suddenly leapt backwards, which for him is very unusual. I called him back, attached the lead an investigated. Found a 1.5m puffadder in the bush. I assume the snake made a noise and luckily mutt took a step back and not his usual rush in and ask question later.

Will have to report you to WADA for conker doping

Ding bats

Hulk 3.0

I didn't watch any games this weekend. How does one team have 70% possession and still lose 7 - 2

I don't blame them. It's way to expensive. Bring back cheaper three litre normal aspirated engines.

Hamilton picking out the keys to a Merc is a bit like (better not finish the sentence as the Mrs is on here as well )

They most probably are, but Mick is leading the F2 title race. I have always believed that the winner of the F2 season must be given a seat in F1 the next year

Seeing that there has been a lot of controversial handball decisions this guy might be the deal of the century for some clubs

But I'm in the same province

For me "pulling an all nighter" is not having to get up during the night to pee.

Looks like Renault are thinking long term with their motorsport commitments. The F1 team is to be rebranded Alpine next year, and now it has been announced that they are going to compete in the LMP1 category next year as well.

I wonder if Cyril was cheering when Albon overtook Daniel.

The Racing Point engineers must be fuming watching how their car is being destroyed by the marshals

Just as well I'm recording the cycling. This could take a while to finish.

Not even one lap of racing and we have lost 6 cars. Almost amateur hour

Birmingham 1 Brentford 0 Can't believe we have actually won a game

Can't believe I was 20 before I had my first snowball fight

I agree with Sainz's comment about Stroll and the red flag incident. Stroll got a free pit stop to change onto the mediums. They should have a like for like swap if a red flag happens. I can't remember if F1 have had a red flag with the current tyre usage. Maybe the rules have not been looked at since cars have to run two compounds. Sainz would have had a lot more to say is Stroll had won the GP.