Spud

If you had spoken to me like that you would still be explaining to your friends (if you have any) and your doctor how your bike got in their without using lube.

Not true Jo! I saw John riding most weekends and he is a keen triathlete, and Simon (shop manager) is a mountain biker. Just spoke to Simon and he doesnt want to say to much except that he is desparately looking for a job!

I went past Comobike earlier and see that the doors are very firmly shut. Anyone heard anything? I hope this isnt another bike shop in trouble.

That is wonderful my friend my you and the family be blessed. I am sitting here waiting for my son to phone as well as grandson number four is taking his time and his mother has been in labour since last night.

Don't be shocked. I've always said I'm a proud roadie that just likes MTBing more. Panzy!

Go check my status on FB.

DT also had an unrehearsed dismount . he forgot to mention that to me last night....and forgot to mention to him that I fell at the railway line yesterday morning and unfortunately Kathy saw and ........... well she is a gossip and my reputation is likely to be tarnished forever now. Your reputation definitely is tarnished! Holy kind of caused DT's unrehearsed dismount Imagine riding a tandem MTB with Holy as the pilot!

DT also had an unrehearsed dismount . he forgot to mention that to me last night....and forgot to mention to him that I fell at the railway line yesterday morning and unfortunately Kathy saw and ........... well she is a gossip and my reputation is likely to be tarnished forever now.

So the unrehearsed dismount followed by rapid deceleration trauma didnt happen? Could you post pic of the Holy one actually ON the bike as proof?

I'm struggling to see how your Right, Crow, riddle us this... On the drive in question, did you, as the operator of the motor vehicle obey each and every road law? Speed limits? Complete stops at stop signs? Stop behind the designated line at traffic lights and such? Kid in question wearing a safety belt? You wearing a safety belt? equals Oh, it's easier if you look at it this way: be the change you want to see in the world. (Mahatma 'supercallousedfragilemysticplaguedwithhalitosis' Gandhi.) Maybe some coffee went into your brain? Hey Bob the women giving you a hard time today....... I assume its a woman Bob (A broad) You said it. Actually, doesn't matter if it's a woman or a man, they all give me a hard time. I put it down to jealousy... They all want me, they can't have me, so they get all snippy... Maybe best for you to quit now while you're behind I remember that line from Brokeback Mountain.

Exactly what Oom H said a page or two back. (oh,. and exactly what I said as well, the Oom just uses less blatant sarcasm) I'm struggling to see how your Right, Crow, riddle us this... On the drive in question, did you, as the operator of the motor vehicle obey each and every road law? Speed limits? Complete stops at stop signs? Stop behind the designated line at traffic lights and such? Kid in question wearing a safety belt? You wearing a safety belt? equals Oh, it's easier if you look at it this way: be the change you want to see in the world. (Mahatma 'supercallousedfragilemysticplaguedwithhalitosis' Gandhi.) Maybe some coffee went into your brain? Hey Bob the women giving you a hard time today....... I assume its a woman Bob (A broad)

Are you now saying that it was HoP riders choice not to wear a helmet just like the driver of the car and his kid not wearing seatbelts and all is now well? ooops and the

well it wasn't me......I went through the red light!

Oh they're here alright! They are just clever enough to keep a low profile when they are obviously in the wrong. I must say' date=' I have little to no respect for roadies, purely based on a small number of jackasses who think they are God's gift to the planet purely because they have mastered a skill most 3 year olds possess. [/quote']

For those that are unaware...............the lights operate by means of an inductive loop which means that your carbon or alu frame will not be picked up. The only way that the lights will change for you is if a car changes it for you.

I don't fall.....I do an unrehearsed dismount.

H... At least you do it with style man... Must be those larsens. So how are Larsens in the wet? Any good? Spud2009-06-24 08:17:25

Damn! I feel so left out! I was looking for a photo of Holy actually ON the bike so I could post as well, but no luck!

So should I email Darren Mann and ask him why he was talking on his cell while driving? He rants and raves about cyclists going through red lights at that time of the morning? How the heck is a carbon or alu frame supposed to activate an inductive loop? Geez! You will be there until a car arrives before anything happens and you can go through. Dave the Dwis and the Algoa FM crew have no idea what they are talking about and still have the gall to go on about cyclists and then go and break the law themselves 1hour 21min after finishing their show!

In that case, I probably wasn't talking to you. Now stop acting like a roadie, get your pellet gun and go shoot somebody! Can't I just club them like we do with seals?

And none of you mentioned that Dave the Dwis (the morning moanterist) said that he would be there tomorrow morning with his paintball gun to blast the guys who go through again tomorrow! I will selling popcorn and green party cooldrink on the corner tomorrow.

Our local radio station (Algoa FM) has a spot for the "morning moanterist". This morning a DWIS by the name of Dave called in and said that he had had a spat with cyclist going through a red light at 05.05 this morning. He gave chase and instead of them taking their spanking like real men they had verbaly abused him..............so tomorrow he will be there with his paintball gun and he will be shooting those that go through the red light again. I can't wait to hear the outcome of this encounter.