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Ya Nee Buds......I caren't spoke foreign......

Nee F@k bra your explanation confused me even more than those pretty pictures you drew

Hey it's a silent K.......ok........tjop chop....

correct...

Kinda like KNOB isn't always a button on a radio........

As for the title of this here fred.... maybe the H should stand for HUMOUR the f $/# up There's a lotta people on here that seem to have had their funny bones surgically removed. ...

Yoh my dislexia kicked in there for 2 seconds & I read "Nice Pr***" but um ya........ Nice bike Nick

Dunno?? I'll have a LOOK............

+1 "FRAIL 4 the Elderly"

Duuuude you needs to get back to the big city, cows, guinea fowls, what next???? We gonna need to make you a "Nobody cares about your Aminalistic instincts" sticker for your bike!!

It's a well known recorded fact that squeeky front brakes have similar vocal characteristics to the mating call of Alascan Deermoose & other similar animals. Although not 100% confirmed , tests on Guinea Fowl have recorded that squeeky brakes sounds like this to them " Faaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrkkkkkk yyyyyyoooooooouuu stooooopid birdiiieeeeeee" Hence provoked attack!!!! You can be lucky the back brake was quiet or else you would have needed councelling right about now........ is true!!

Classic 1:05 song playing.."Don't stop me now" and um..............Thump!!!!

I just painted the frame with matte black & stuck on some stickers to see. Found my old silverback saddle, so that was cool. Will strip it down, sandblast & have it powdercoated. Then it's just the new wheels, some white rubber & white grips & I'm done....oh & some eggbeaters

Some progress............

Boet I'll bring a barrel of super, & a few more tyres

If he did it on purpose, he should be shot!!!!!!!!! If he did it cause he forgot that the dog was there...... HE SHOULD BE SHOT FOR BEING F**KIN' STOOPID!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have no clue what stem it is, It just says Fausto Coppi on it ?? @ Tedi, was trying to make a u-turn in the shop, not succesfull...Doh!!!! This is what I have in mind for a finished product

Dude have u ever read anything on carforums.co.za........Those ou's have no mercy.... or tact.....or normal language??!? The lumo green dude would have been lynched & shoved up a Scooby zorst pipe by now

Thanks guys, It's gonna look way better when it's done, Got everyting from the parts bin at the LBS Bought the brakes, lever, & cones for the front wheel new so it's cost me a total of R 200.. For a whole bike...that's a deal Just figured out something now on my test ride in the shop...... The pedals & the front wheel are very close to each other so that when I turned a bit sharp, my foot hit the wheel....... Fark that hurt!!!!!!!! stupid industrial strength tiles aren't forgiving!!!!!

So I decided to build up a bike, just to cruise around on, nothing special. My wifie says it's the ugliest thing she's ever seen & my cycling buddies say I'm mental.....So What!! It's a 1970's Gazelle track bike, originally a fixie but now it can free wheel. Had no mountings for brakes so i fitted a Tomassini fork & a front brake. Found a nice set of shimano wheels, complete front & just the back rim (no hub or spokes) but a buddy said he's got a set of roadbike wheels I can have & we'll convert the back with spacers. I plan on making it all black, with white tyres, maybe white grips & saddle. I still need a seatpost (27.something?? & decent saddle.) Will post picks as it comes along.

I got one of these yesterday, plugged it in & my PS3 p!ssed on it

Hairy Muff....I mean fair enough... BUT.....You spoke to the dudes there & they gave you a different story...obviously. Just from getting to know Karm's on here you can tell he seems like a seriaaasly (sometimes 2 much) honest dude?? I bet you the ou swore he never called him an a**hole but we will never know. The point is...a while back there was a Cajeeeez incident & T-dawg...their representative responded & tried to sort it out.. he failed miserably but he tried. Bottom line is, there is an unhappy customer & the shop/staff should make some attempt to rectify this, be it on here or in person??

Nevermind the toppie....I just wanna keep klapping that friggin ant in your avatar but the bish wont stand still FFS!!!!