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I guess it’s best we leave all weapons at home, unless its made of carbon with titanium bolts 🤭

Sounds like a great product for reverse psychology… nothing like hitting a hectic headwind, when your bottles are filled with Tailwind. ✔️🤭

I remember them talking to the course director and saying it is aimed at all gravel riders? So how do you define “all” with such a price tag? Are we just creating elitist events where cyclists are just squeezed like your last warm energy gel? What is inclusive? Do I get my Own squad of mechanics? Do I get mid race bottles? Do I get access to rent a crowd supports who will shout my name? Will I receive helicopter footage of myself struggling to get Dylan Johnson Aero tucks? Honestly asking for a friend?

Probably a good thing with what’s happening in the UK of late. I wouldn’t be cycling in London mate, no Rapha winter will lure me into that freeze zone. 😂. Say hi to the King won’t ya’

I see the business opportunity for a water gun bottle in the near future, and here outlined are the benefits: -it’s a common practice, so your quick draw speed will already be sharpened and years of drinking and riding, you’ve already mastered the one hand draw while holding your line in a pack of shaved wolfs. -You can active it with your mouth. You instantly become the trigger without the enemy knowing your next move. -You have time in a given situation, you can even ask the prep aka MF, if you can take just one sip or please just leave me with my watergunbottle. -the weapon comes in..500/750/ 1lite variety’s, a suitable size for any water bottle cage.. I mean .. drink holster! anybody? Kickstarter….😅

I’d be hanging onto that… I’d be unfindable 😂😂😂 Just saying.

Maybe the drive side might need a chain tensioner depending on the age of the frame. This will keep the wheel from slipping away from its tighter position and help keep the axle from falling out of alignment. DM if you don’t come right.

A good Cateye computer with cadence and 2 full waters bottle for weight training and Chris Carmichael training book ,serviced me well till I learnt EPO goes a lot further… ✔️😂

Incoming… with wind sensor.

Ben: Rog….I dare you to catch me…. Rog: I will crash you… ehh crush you! Yes. 😂🤭

We don’t have the cleanest air… but smog makes you stronger! 😂😂😂

We need to start a rotation system, but how many wives would accept these nee terms? 😂😂😂

100%… since in October we have it kicking off Down Under.

I thought the UCI was involved in putting this together for the Gravel Series and was listed as a qualifier? So it’s actually up to the UCI to go found another replacement since it’s them who are championing the Series.

Zwift data shows that most South African riders logging in during the month of August are all from Slapstad! 🤭