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Liver with fava beans and chianti?

Ya. Marry her, and then come here in a few months and bitch and moan.

I have BOSS Logistics kit?

Marry a Brakpan girl. They are.

Not at all. She's psychotic. I have the scars to prove it.

Um, aren't you supposed to do a fair amount of that before you get married in the first place?

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You're lucky. My wife hated me.

I also suggested that, but based on what spiderman posted, I don't think congratulations are the right way to go.

That's a plan.

At the OP, instead of bitching like a child, why not give us a report in the events section, or at least the list of results or something? Aren't you just being part of the problem?

I have merged the threads.

Facecloth/handy andy. Kleen Green. Wet Wipes. Take it off and stick it the wash with your white load - watch the water temp though.

Me three. I'll be jury foreman.

No, I meant to say, both sides are holding their cards very close. So, we, poor little jury of public opinion, has to make do with the sh1tty little scraps they feed us. And yes, we, as little humans, do form a judgement on those scraps.

I never tested positive, and I was never found guilty.

Um, that's the job of the jury? To look at what both sides represent, and make a decision? The whole point of a jury is to act in the absence of "truth".

What? Do you have to be married or something to ride an MTB?

A: A jury makes up it's mind on the evidence presented to them. That's all we're doing. Lance could save all the presumption, and tell us the truth. B: I'm not allowed on the road until at least the 5th of September.

Like I said a few pages back. Saying you were never caught is a world away from saying you never did it.

In those days, I raced 18c front and rear. My Favorite? Some or the other Vittoria wif green stripes on the sides.