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  1. Really? Too accomodate the millions of homeless, both RICA and FICA, accept an affidavit that you live at xyz address... Your move.
  2. Would have thought she was more your type: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d7/Natalia-Zhukova.jpg/472px-Natalia-Zhukova.jpg Or maybe: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/33/Stefanowa_antoaneta_20081119_olympiade_dresden.jpg/474px-Stefanowa_antoaneta_20081119_olympiade_dresden.jpg Although, this one has pretty eyes: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/73/Kosinzewa_nadeshda_20081119_olympiade_dresden.jpg/500px-Kosinzewa_nadeshda_20081119_olympiade_dresden.jpg
  3. Professional chess player Vassily Ivanchuk, born in Berezhany, Ukraine in 1969, has been a grandmaster for the past 20 years and is currently ranked third in the world. The man with black hair and bedroom eyes is known as "Big Chucky" by his fellow chess players. Why? Because, after losing a game, he goes into the forest at night and howls at the moon to drive out the demons. Because he walks around in shorts in freezing temperatures. Because he likes to sit in dark rooms. Because he usually looks at the ceiling instead of the board during a chess match. Because he tries to fold the oversized winner's check handed out after a tournament down to pocket size. And because he, as World Champion Visvanathan Anand says, lives on "Planet Ivanchuk." http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,1380251,00.jpg http://www.spiegel.de/static/sys/v9/icons/ic_lupe.png AP International chess player, Vasili Ivanchuk. Who knows what was going through Ivanchuk's head when, on Nov. 25 in Dresden, the last day of the Chess Olympiad, he lost to Gata Kamsky? What we do know, however, is that when the game against the American ended, a judge asked Ivanchuk to submit to a drug test. Instead, he stormed out of the room in the conference center, kicked a concrete pillar in the lobby, pounded a countertop in the cafeteria with his fists and then vanished into the coatroom. Throughout this performance, he was followed by a handful of officials. No one could convince Ivanchuk to provide a small amount of urine for the test. And because refusal is treated as a positive test result, he is now considered guilty of doping and could be barred from professional chess for two years. The incident in Dresden and the possibility of a professional ban for Ivanchuk has caused outrage in the chess world. The players, who fraternize with one another, say that accusing one of them of doping is an insult to their honor and intelligence. Letters of protest were issued, and players are accusing bureaucrats in the world of championship chess of destroying the game, because, as they insist everyone should know, doping provides no benefits in chess. That is not entirely correct. Combining chess and doping may be a highly unlikely combination, but it's not impossible. Drug tests were introduced at international chess tournaments in 2001. The World Anti-Doping Agency classifies chess as a "low risk sport," and so far no one has been convicted of doping. But what exactly does that mean? It makes sense that anabolic steroids, the bulk-producing drug of choice for weightlifters, and EPO, the wonder drug of the cycling world, would not improve a chess player's performance. But when a chess player nears the end of a match and comes under mounting pressure, he can hyperventilate, and his pulse can shoot up to 160 and his arterial blood pressure to 200. In that situation, beta-blockers could help a player keep his head clear. German grandmaster Helmut Pfleger, an internist and psychotherapist from Munich, says that because a player cannot know in advance exactly when these symptoms will begin, "a performance-enhancing dose is hardly possible." Pfleger tested the effects of beta-blockers on himself in 1979, in a match against Russian player Boris Spasski. "My blood pressure and pulse plunged, and my game fell apart completely." It is undisputed, however, that caffeine can give a chess player a leg up, but the stimulant is no longer on the list of banned substances. Many players are passionate coffee drinkers. It would certainly make sense for a chess player to take Ritalin or Modafinil. Both substances increase the ability to concentrate. Students take the drugs during exams, and doping inspectors test chess players for both substances.
  4. It's still unable to catch them. The last high profile catch was Contador, and he got nicked for clenbuterol, not for blood doping, which was how the clenbuterol got into him in the first place. I guess it doesn't help that there is no test for autologous blood transfusion. Hence the biological passport, to look for spikes in blood values. Again, read the extensive analysis Ashenden did of Contador's blood values, and see the conclusions he draws.
  5. https://community.bikehub.co.za/topic/104897-tour-de-france-fantasy-league-r7000-worth-of-prizes/page__hl__fantasy__fromsearch__1 https://community.bikehub.co.za/topic/104875-tdf-fantasy-leaque-anyone/page__hl__fantasy__fromsearch__1 https://community.bikehub.co.za/topic/44192-tour-de-france-fantasy-league/page__hl__fantasy__fromsearch__1
  6. You look for the unused EPO prefill in the hollowed out book on Millar's mantelpiece...
  7. Fark steaks. This is even worse than the penguins. WTF is mignonette sauce? Sauce served with oysters, right? Ok, so does it taste like the blood of Richard Parker the 17 year-old cabin boy from the Mignonette? Man, there is some scary crap out there...
  8. Have a read at what Ashenden said about Contador's blood work from all of his Grand Tour wins...
  9. Yeah, right, like I'm going to start listening to you?
  10. So then his response is the standard I have never used banned substances. I am the most tested human being ever, I have never tested positive. This a witch hunt, and I don't float, blah blah...
  11. That's pretty stupid. How the hell are you supposed to get setup right with no fore-aft and no tilt adjustment?
  12. You'll have to ask nicer than that. Didn't slowmod already threaten you?
  13. Isn't she allowed to get married at like 20?
  14. Fockin penguins: The text has been republished to reveal Levick’s detailed observations of the Adélie penguins’ sexual habits, which included auto-erotic behavior, homosexual interactions, coerced sex (including with chicks and injured birds), and necrophilia: Strewn about all Antarctic rookeries are the dead bodies of many hundreds of penguins, from the adult to the newly-hatched chick, which have succumbed for various reasons during previous years. Owing to the low temperature prevailing, these bodies are preserved in good condition for a long time…When the season was already a month advanced, I saw a cock engaged in the sexual act upon the dead body of a white-throated Adélie of the previous year. This took somewhat over a minute, the position taken up by the cock differing in no way from that of normal copulation, and the whole act was gone through, down to the final depression of the cloaca and emission of semen…Later on, this sight was by no means uncommon. Although he adopted an objective tone in his paper, Levick’s personal notes evince disgust. “There seems to be no crime too low for these Penguins,” Levick wrote, and this attitude perhaps explains why he made no attempt to interpret the penguins’ sexual behavior. Modern zoologists, however, have investigated why males would copulate when there was obviously no chance of reproduction. They suggest that the male urge to mate could be triggered when another bird’s position mimics that of a receptive female, a submissive pose with half-lidded eyes. In fact, researchers discovered that males would get down with just about any bird that assumed this mating position, whether it was an eligible female, a male, a chick, or even a rock attached to a frozen penguin head. Seriously? WTF? http://mblogs.discovermagazine.com/discoblog/2012/06/11/secret-censored-100-year-old-manuscript-reveals-penguins-sexual-crimes/
  15. A pic during transition: http://images.mises.org/DailyArticleImages/2367.jpg
  16. I reformed? When did that happen?
  17. Hey We hit 15k. Whoever posted 15k pm me an addy, I'll send your prezzie...
  18. Awesome!
  19. Yes, but there has been precedent set. Other athletes have been handed bans based on this kind of evidence.
  20. This is the funniest site I've seen today: http://pornsfw.com Some of the captions are just hilarious...
  21. Like that. http://cf2.8tracks.us/mix_covers/000/777/742/90459.max1024.jpg
  22. Yeah, where's that other thread like this?
  23. Fark me. Weedmod has been in training for years already then
  24. Dirt roadie. I bet you shave your legs and carry your mtb to the car, don't you?
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