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I'm there! Great idea. ( and I'm moving this to "Events"...)

Gummi and co, who was the knife maker at the top of Kaapsehoop, by the wild horses?

No, that would make me homosexual.

Oh, forgot the smiley face, so people would get that it was a joke. Wait, do people here think I'm serious even half the time.

You, know, as with stripping, this is a gateway career, and you could very well find yourself working as a whore later in life.

I read that as a hooker kicking a guy in the scrotum. That makes more sense.

Ping the guys at Finish Line Cycles in Kempton park. I've ridden plenty out in the area you describe with them.

You reported it to the police, hand the case number to your insurance company, and get paid out for the damages. Seems simple to me.

Win. I'm so making posters of that and taking them to the next spear hearing. Someone please visit me in hospital after. Ta.

Yes please!

Oh ya. Remember the Tour D' Lesotho? Fark me!

And then do a week in Clarens. Riding Golden gate is like heaven. Actually last time I went, I stayed outside Fouriesburg, but that also works.

Yeah, and the steep side of robbers is awesome to ride down, those hairpin bends. When the sign says danger, 30km/h, believe it.

Long Tom, from Sabie side, over 40km long, and the last section when it ramps up through the Devil's Staircase will kill you. It's awesome.

Yeah, but nothing beats Long Toms from the Sabie side.

Yeah, I've ridden it. But then again I weigh nothing, so they all seem easier to me than most others.

My dad still has one on his cycling toolbox.

Ooh. You'd like me even less than you already do then...

We camped at trackside for that one. Have pics of that somewhere...

There's a tear in my beer /sarcasm

You only need one win. Just hand Hunter his arse at the next SA's. Someone will pay you to ride after that.

That's a peach. For a real ride, go Sabie, over Long Tom's into Lydenburg, than via Robbers into Pilgrims Rest, then up the bonnet and right back into Sabie.

Nice. Remember when "Fourways" was a little four way stop, with a cafe on the one corner?

Yeah. Instead of the flower, I'd order one that comes with carbon fibre shoulder and elbow inserts for my joints.

And a flower etched along the barrel? Cute.