Mr X

Yes good idea! It will be fun seeing my bosses (aka noobs) try to ride these trails while their low life back office employee rips through the berms!

Ok but I`m blaming you if I get in trouble with my boss.

Its time to upgrade to clipless pedals on the mtb dude, tekkies are unacceptable to use in mtb races, it makes me look really bad when I finish behind you. Flat pedals are for downhillers and noobs.

Thanks for this, now we just need to clear the Ribbok (or Reebok? see what I did here<-) tekkies from Rouxenators feet when he rides there

Mah dissie hollie dis rry my brru, ek rry hom lankal dan hol djy nog

Ek se^ hos want dis omdat djy met tekkies ry dan kan djy nie oor daai stompies bunnyhop nie

The Argust is so over-hyped and has reached its sell-by date now. Get away from the traffic and hording and take your mtb out into the country side instead, and bask in the joy and wisdom of Mr X.

No Edit: Just remembered 1 liners are not allowed so I added this edit.

Cape Town will not be Cape Town anymore by March 2018 it will be waterless Cape Town.

Hello, hi, good morning/afternoon/night. Hi my name is Mr X and I am a mtb addict. I have been clean since yesterday afternoon and still going strong. Thank you for your support.

I always wanted to ride a dragon

Ek gaan ook die 1 dice, klaar ingeskryf, as ek verloor dan moet jy my `n bier koop as troos prys en as ek wen dan moet jy my `n bier koop vir as `n wen prys.

Was it the Southern African White Spitting snake? I also found 1 in my pants once. Its still there, it can puff up just like a puff adder.

I would rather like to see that, if it rains on Argus Sunday 2018 it will be the biggest happiness ever in SA, for Argus Sunday will be after DayZero.

I wonder if they have lifted the BB of the Anthem, probably not, this is the only thing that I do not like - the nasty pedal hits. Edit: well actually if I would guess that just by looking with the eye it does seem like the Anthem bb is higher than before, probably the 120mm front instead of 100mm