Lurch the stalker

That crash was insane... (Won't ruin it for those who haven't seen it)

I watched the first episode, and I don't even think I'm going to carry on watching.

I take that back, I don't want to see it, I know it's going to be s*** hot if it's a Pyga and now I'm super jealous.

A few months back I had some people round braaiing, and while I don't drink much beer, when I do have it is Castle Lite. So the one guy, who just showed up with somebody else, tells me he drinks Castle and then urinates Castle Lite (I cleaned the comment up substantially so I don't get banned ). Though I noticed that despite his attitude about it, he still drank the free beer...

I don't see any pictures so obviously untrue

Makes sense, because all you can do with that *** in those cans is marinate the meat...

In my case, the words should be changed to: THIS IS WHY I CAN'T GET RID OF THESE LAST FEW KILO'S

Interesting that you chose to not take the baby with...

Thank goodness, or we're both going to get some warning points here...

Pun intended in the first half of that sentence I hope. The second option being cooking meat on a fire..? haha

Bites tongue to not say anything about a spit roast...

Walk around with a mistletoe hat to up your chances... Maybe even a mistletoe tattoo on the stomach...

Maybe you can cyber bully him..?

https://www.goodthingsguy.com/business/spar-bela-bela/

I watch Vikings as well so will probably make the comparison too. I'll watch the first episode and see...

Damn, I was planning on checking it out over the weekend.

No no, definitely free forever. Trust me, I'm a cheap skate. http://blog.ubi.com/get-two-ubisoft-pc-classics-free-december/ https://www.bleedingcool.com/2017/12/05/assassins-creed-black-flag-free/ http://www.epicbundle.com/article/game-for-free-assassin-s-creed-iv-black-flag https://www.polygon.com/2017/12/4/16735252/assassins-creed-iv-black-flag-world-in-conflict-free-download-uplay-ubisoft https://worldofpcgames.com/assassins-creed-iv-black-flag-free-download-full-version/

Bought a new fridge that was delivered yesterday. Busy looking through the manual and dying with laughter. LG actually documented noises the fridge might make: https://www.instagram.com/p/BceLYmYF46v/

Which ones exactly?

Well no, just download it on the 12th and play for free forever...

I think you just got given your Christmas bonus...

I'm ashamed I didn't think of that.