Gasping

That's just nasty! You'd think roadies would 'drop the kids off at the pool' before going for their ride so they can be a few grams lighter. Apparently not all of us do. It is one thing forgetting to pump your tyres, but not that. So here we have it - the other side. I still think it is a little drastic offering to run someone over for this, but really this is just not on. It might happen that you are caught short, but have the decency to go somewhere else like an open lot, the veld, or take a spare champagne cork with you in your tool bag. Perhaps these errant souls can pack a shopping packet in their tool bags and use it like a poop-scoop. Wonder how/if they did the paper work? Sies!

I imagine getting run over while parking a loaf will be seriously embarrassing - especially if you are "drukking" on the okes lawn. Absolutely right Mid Dee - this is not on either.

Chucky, you are the man. Well done and well followed through. Let us know how the treatment is going.

Dirty' date=' are you a metal chick? Damn Girl, you went WAY UP in my books again.[img']https://assets.bikehub.co.za/legacy_images/smilies/smiley32.gif[/img]

A nice guy like him... well' date=' i'll send him a couple, a day.[/quote'] Bugger ..... now the CapeCyclist is on your case as well.

can't believe Kendra is on that list. Her mother and father must be brother and sister because there is no way that someone can be born that stupid without something going wrong. Next you're gonna say you've joined LA's Twitter group. Para, you are right. However, did everyone miss the Duchess of York on that list? NO MAN!Gasping2009-09-17 06:31:19

My dream bike being a Trek' date=' my dream girl being Jessica Alba... now, if I had to ride both in one day, and I mean ride them HARD, Alba and the Trek.... I think I would frek[/quote'] You need to ask thou is your HARD the same as their HARD? Well if they are HARD to get, especially Jessica, then I will have to resort to showing her how HARD I can play ... or you could just trek it?

Easy - they are not made by the local utility provider. And apparently they last 6 times longer - sort of like you and I when compared to a matric laaitie.

errm' date=' they are still thinking about it?[/quote'] The Pie man is busy with two Chicken and Mushroom pies. his reply was ......chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp rjsaogivchomp chomp chomp chomp I take it he is "nutritioning" up for a protracted battle? Good show!

errm, they are still thinking about it?

Here you go - always keen to help out.

Sorry to hear that.

Okay. Spelling is now corrected. So which tyype of Tjop do I rate as? 1. or 2.

How does one "over fulfill" a fantasy? Guys, is this even remotely possible? BTW, nice to see you still here .....

We all did Skattie. 3 times already. I second the Colonel's view point.

....... and the role of the lying dumb ass must go to ME!

I would prefer it if Ms Alba gave me a hand. Where on earth did you get that pic from? Well done!

Morning Roly, He might be a cousin to Ken from that other thread.

which is considerably better than cordite. make love not war my friend. How do you say that in Afrikaans? St33k my dood, maar nie met 'n mes nie?

This thread's Oscar nominations are: Best Chirp is a tie between Delgado with ALBATROSS Mud Dee referring to Dirty as wimmin. Best organisation is Chucky Bravest confrontation must go Le Colonel The part of the villain is expertly played by Ken The best animal rights award must go to BigH Best supporting actress can only be Dirty - did not see any other "wimmin" here. Chop of the day? He says he is a cyclist, so let's hold that award over for another thread. The supporting cast is huge, varied and funny.

Very well put. I am a liar, and stir ****. You obviously enjoy an argument and bait wherever you can. Nice try. I am not John Cleese and you sure as hell are not Eric Idle. God Bless.

Here is my take on this entire debacle. If this email is correct (the original), then I would love to meet up with this fellow and share my thoughts with him. Posting details: I posted him business web site - not too difficult to figure out from his email address. Sue me. Information is in the public domain. As for posting his wife's details, where where those gleaned from? If his personal accounts were hacked, then there is a case for criminal charges being brought to bear. If they were found off another web site, there can be no criminal charges brought against the poster - once again, they are in the public domain. I have missed some posts here obviously, but the one threat that I did make was bury his 2m shock stick where the sun don't shine. While this is an expression and in some instances it might even be considered an idiom, if he has purchased this device for the purpose of injuring cyclists (as his email implies), my offer stands. This was started as a shocking post, followed up by a helluva lot of anger (the Rant and Rave forum) directed at Ken. A couple of Hubbers contacted the man directly, and for that you can give them credit. One was called a "colossal prick" Be that as it may, there was still courage enough to speak directly to the man. I said that I had subscribed him to a particularly nasty porn site. THAT WAS AN UNMITIGATED LIE ON MY PART. I would not do that to Julius, let alone this Ken chap. Most people agree that we need to respect motorists, and I really think that the majority of us do. When we read of fatal accidents involving a cyclist, we get irate. Is this a bad thing? I do not think so. It could have been any one of us. Then an inflammatory email like the one Ken sent to Thinkbike gets posted here and we all react. HELL YES! I stand by each and every post that I have put up here today. As I said, one of them is an out-and-out lie, but for the rest - I stand firm.Gasping2009-09-16 12:02:15

Cassie, easy to beat Horatio - steal his Ray Bans and he is knackered, then date the blonde hottie for good measure. As for the moral high ground, it did nothing for Neville Chamberlain. Thank goodness for Winston Churchill.