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Posted

I dialed a number and got the following recording:

 

"I am not available right now, but thank you for caring enough to call. I am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the beep. If I do not return your call, you are one of the changes."

Posted (edited)

I heard this one

 

"I am not able to take your call as I fell of my bike. Please leave a 'massage'."

 

:lol: Seems this person have not heard about "Power Balance"

Edited by Prozac
Posted

In the days when I still hand a dial-up from home the message was:

 

"You call has been intercepted by an advanced alien race. We are currently having intercourse with your ear via your handpiece. We know you are enjoying it as there is a smile on your face. Have a good day"

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