LazyTrailRider Posted April 19, 2011 Posted April 19, 2011 OK, so this is potentially interesting... I've put it in terms which eliminate the grey areas which people would usually be pretty quick to point out in an attempt to "win by getting the best of both worlds". None of that. You're given a choice by some deity. From now on until the end of your life, you're only allowed one of two pleasures. You can't pick both. You can't pick one and then the other. It's permanent. There is no turning back. Option 1: You get easy access to the sweetest, most varied, challenging singletrack imaginable. You get to ride it as often and for as long as you want to. You can however never get Nookie again. Ever. Option 2: You get access to as much of the sweetest, varied (hey, I had to match up the adjectives to make it fair), challenging nookie imaginable. You get to ride as often and for as long as you want to. You can however never touch singletrack again. Ever. Pick one. Ready, steady, go!
LazyTrailRider Posted April 19, 2011 Author Posted April 19, 2011 Can i plead the 5th since i cant have both? Nope. Rules are rules.
covie Posted April 19, 2011 Posted April 19, 2011 gonna have to go with nookie then, its cheaper and brurns the same amount of calories, while being just a life threatening.
LazyTrailRider Posted April 19, 2011 Author Posted April 19, 2011 I refuse to play by the rules! I want both! I knew it wasn't going to be easy...
LazyTrailRider Posted April 19, 2011 Author Posted April 19, 2011 Nookie in your favourite piece of single track? Nope. Read the rules again.
DJR Posted April 19, 2011 Posted April 19, 2011 Never thought to combine the two, let's start a new game.
LazyTrailRider Posted April 19, 2011 Author Posted April 19, 2011 ...and we're tied (not to bedposts) so far.
GTRacing Posted April 19, 2011 Posted April 19, 2011 Always do your homework first, before you go and play. So.... If given a choice, take both. Rule number #3 in the mens rule book.
LazyTrailRider Posted April 19, 2011 Author Posted April 19, 2011 Always do your homework first, before you go and play. So.... If given a choice, take both. Rule number #3 in the mens rule book. Radiobuttons don't care about that.
ChUkKy Posted April 19, 2011 Posted April 19, 2011 Can we see a pic of the chosen nookie(s) on the couch?
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