Eddy Gordo Posted October 13, 2011 Posted October 13, 2011 Souf Efrika This is a great country because:   1. You can eat half dried meat and not be considered disgusting.   2. Nothing is your fault, you can blame it all on apartheid.   3. You get to buy a new car every 3 months and the insurance company even pays for it.   4. You can experience *** service in eleven official languages.   5. Where else can you get oranges with 45% alcohol content at rugby matches?   6. It's the only country in the world where striking workers show how angry they are by dancing.   7. You're considered clumsy if you cannot: use a cell phone (without car kit), change CDs, drink a beer, put on make-up, read the newspaper and smoke, all at the same time while driving a car at 160 kph in a 60 kph zone.   8. Great accent. (!!!)   9. If you live in Johannesburg, you get to brag about living in the most dangerous city in the world.   10. Burglar bars become a feature, and a great selling point for your house.   11. You can decorate your garden walls with barbed wire.   12. The tow-trucks are the first on the scene for most major crimes, without being called. The police you have to call about three times.   13. Votes have to be recounted until the "right" party wins.   14. Illegal immigrants leave the country because the crime rate is too high.   15. The police ask you if they must follow up on the burglary you've just reported.   16. When a murderer gets a 6 month sentence and a pirate TV viewer 2 years.   17. The prisoners strike and get to vote in elections!   18. The police stations have panic buttons to call armed response when they are burgled   19. Police cars are fitted with immobilisers and gearlocks!     Ja nee!! Dis f@%$# lekker hier in Souf Efrika!!
Eddy Gordo Posted October 13, 2011 Posted October 13, 2011 This is under the Topic - Cape Town - U gotta love it! a collection of weird and wonderful  Westcoast Charity support groups has decided to withdraw the aid provided to the locals after taking a drive around to assess the poverty and housing situation.
Eddy Gordo Posted October 13, 2011 Posted October 13, 2011 Can you imagine the budget spreadsheet for the month ?  Huis - R0Water - R0Rates - R0Kos - R300Transport - R0School - R0DSTV Premium - R559TV Licence - R0
Eddy Gordo Posted October 13, 2011 Posted October 13, 2011 Can you imagine this conversation ? Â Cop - Pull OverDriver - Hold on , ek fone gou die laanieCop - PULL OVER !!Driver - Ek se my bra , hold on COP - YOU NOT ALLOWED TO DRIVE AND TALK ON A CELLPHONE !!Driver - My laanie , die mase **&^% se ek moet af trek en ek kannie oppie fone praatie.......
Eddy Gordo Posted October 13, 2011 Posted October 13, 2011 The reason why internet banking as invented
Eddy Gordo Posted October 13, 2011 Posted October 13, 2011 Kraaifontein. Two bags of meat and a helmet on a BMXÂ Kimberley...dudes had amp, battery and 6x9s on their BMX...and grind pegs
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