Guest agteros Posted September 6, 2011 Share I resent that! I'll be a tjop next year if(when) I get the TT bike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banna Posted September 6, 2011 Share Aren't all roadies automatically classified as tjops? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tumbleweed Posted September 6, 2011 Share I'll be a tjop next year if(when) I get the TT bike Oooooooh, which one you getting? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest agteros Posted September 6, 2011 Share Oooooooh, which one you getting?Dunno yet, partial to the Slice but budget might dictate something else... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big H* Posted September 6, 2011 Share Your a tjop when you have not removed the white and orange reflectors in the spokes, the spoke protector, the flat pedals with reflectors, wear a "helmut" that is 2 sizes too big the wrong way round and still have your underwear on while wearing your white cycling pants How could you forget the disk breaks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bontie Posted September 6, 2011 Share When your BMI/weight of your bike > 3,5 for road or > 4 for MTB and you wear XXL Assos kit (and only Assos kit) aka - MAMILs or when your deep section carbon wheels never make that "whoosh"ing sound... Edited September 6, 2011 by bontie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tumbleweed Posted September 6, 2011 Share Dunno yet, partial to the Slice but budget might dictate something else... Nice. We just got a nice Merida in the shop. Although I would most probably never ride, it'd look good in the bike room! Now there's a tjop thing to say! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banna Posted September 6, 2011 Share Nice. We just got a nice Merida in the shop. Although I would most probably never ride, it'd look good in the bike room! Now there's a tjop thing to say! You only have one bike room? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(Deon) Posted September 6, 2011 Share BMW M series tjop! HA HA, the best part is the Tjop rider will be on PINK wheels when they start spinning, thereby reinforcing his Tjop status! Edited September 6, 2011 by Pain or Shine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tumbleweed Posted September 6, 2011 Share You only have one bike room? The is THE bike room, and then there's the spare bike. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(Deon) Posted September 6, 2011 Share Don't think he has a bike, but does it matter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeTurbo Posted September 6, 2011 Share Top form, Pain or Shine! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banna Posted September 6, 2011 Share Don't think he has a bike, but does it matter? Maybe Morewood or someone could introduce a Malema inspired model to their range? We could call it the Morewood Moron? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(Deon) Posted September 6, 2011 Share Maybe Morewood or someone could introduce a Malema inspired model to their range? We could call it the Morewood Moron? Actually.. he might not need a bike now but... has he been chucked from YL yet? He could launch the Morewood Tjopper himself and then ride it home! Thanks for the inspiration banna! Edited September 6, 2011 by Pain or Shine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The expat cyclist Posted September 6, 2011 Share My definition of a tjop in cycling terms: Last year at the D&D race, this tjops arrives with his s-works in the front seat of his BMW328 cabriolet. Now that is a bit much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caerus Posted September 6, 2011 Share But my bike makes me feel like a winner... in fact my mom used to tell me that everyone is a winner! She also told me I'm rad! Your mom was lying Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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