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At what point are you 'automatically' a tjop?


NotSoBigBen

  

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  1. 1. More than this and your'e a tjop by definition

    • >5000
      2
    • >10000
      2
    • >20000
      11
    • More than the price of a small car
      24
    • More than most people's annual salary
      7
    • Didn't know it mattered
      46
    • My bikes price is in Swiss Franks
      1


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Guest agteros

I resent that! :angry:

 

;) I'll be a tjop next year if(when) I get the TT bike clap.gif

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Guest agteros

 

Oooooooh, which one you getting?

Dunno yet, partial to the Slice but budget might dictate something else...

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Your a tjop when you have not removed the white and orange reflectors in the spokes, the spoke protector, the flat pedals with reflectors, wear a "helmut" that is 2 sizes too big the wrong way round and still have your underwear on while wearing your white cycling pants :P

 

How could you forget the disk breaks!

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When your BMI/weight of your bike > 3,5 for road or > 4 for MTB

 

and you wear XXL Assos kit (and only Assos kit)

 

aka - MAMILs

 

or when your deep section carbon wheels never make that "whoosh"ing sound...

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Dunno yet, partial to the Slice but budget might dictate something else...

 

Nice. We just got a nice Merida in the shop. Although I would most probably never ride, it'd look good in the bike room! Now there's a tjop thing to say! :D

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Nice. We just got a nice Merida in the shop. Although I would most probably never ride, it'd look good in the bike room! Now there's a tjop thing to say! :D

 

You only have one bike room?

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BMW M series tjop!

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HA HA, the best part is the Tjop rider will be on PINK wheels when they start spinning, thereby reinforcing his Tjop status! :clap:

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Don't think he has a bike, but does it matter?

 

 

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Maybe Morewood or someone could introduce a Malema inspired model to their range? We could call it the Morewood Moron?

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Maybe Morewood or someone could introduce a Malema inspired model to their range? We could call it the Morewood Moron?

 

Actually.. he might not need a bike now but... has he been chucked from YL yet? He could launch the Morewood Tjopper himself and then ride it home!

 

Thanks for the inspiration banna!

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My definition of a tjop in cycling terms: Last year at the D&D race, this tjops arrives with his s-works in the front seat of his BMW328 cabriolet. Now that is a bit much.

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But my bike makes me feel like a winner... in fact my mom used to tell me that everyone is a winner! She also told me I'm rad!

 

 

Your mom was lying ;)

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