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Spruit Closed on saturday


Milosh

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Dude, strava was - like - INVENTED on the Spruit...it's also the natural habitat of the endangered species, "Stravacus Arsholis"

Your genus is wrong, its Stravapus Arsholis.  NOT endangered - this is the most common occurring specimen, and has been declared an alien species, to be eradicated  forthwith.  I find Leftus Hookus is the most effective antigen, although drug resistant strains have been observed

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Your genus is wrong, its Stravapus Arsholis.  NOT endangered - this is the most common occurring specimen, and has been declared an alien species, to be eradicated  forthwith.  I find Leftus Hookus is the most effective antigen, although drug resistant strains have been observed

What about 'upper cutis maximus'!

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Your genus is wrong, its Stravapus Arsholis.  NOT endangered - this is the most common occurring specimen, and has been declared an alien species, to be eradicated  forthwith.  I find Leftus Hookus is the most effective antigen, although drug resistant strains have been observed

 

What about the lesser-spotted Stravapus Chilledoutis - aka Stravapus Odometerus? Rare, but they're out there. Has a predisposition to give way, say hi and take it easy at times, even on segments. Docile. Very distinctive call. Goes something like maaaw-ning!

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Ok so not really closed , but given everyone's new years resolution the saturdays park runs in bryanston are having record attendance.

 

This means that between 08h00 and 09h00 on saturday mornings the spruit between Builders at riverside shopping centre and 12th ave will have around 500 walkers with kids and dogs.

 

Its no fun trying to ride through this so may be best to plan you rides around that and get past there before and make it a long ride to come back past after the rush.

 

Just ride slowly and check out the pretty aunties...

I dunno what okes complain about, Id be in no hurry to pass dependant on whats in my line of sight.

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