Ridiculous Motorists

[GoLefty!!]

Did he start screaming at you when you told him not to go through a red light?

 

 

nope but there was having a slanging match with whom ever he was on the phone wiff

[Capricorn]

This was this mornings commute to work. 

 

This guy jumps a red light...

 

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...while on the phone 

 

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that's actionable evidence that traffic authorities can use, if you so wish to report this person. Frankly, I hope you do.

[MTB-BFK]

You said it.

 

Astounds me to see mothers in the yoga pants dropping their kids off as school at 7:30 in the morning unable to remove device from ear to engage with children and say a decent goodbye. Huge values being taught.  I cannot imagine any call that is that important in her life at that time. Unless of course Vida or Melissa's has run out of meia de leite and the world is about to end. Tasha's generally doesn't see this crowd for another 90 minutes.

 

Oh Man, you just hit the nail - there is NOTHING more dangerous on our roads than Joburg yogapant-wearing housewives - NOTHING. 

 

They are a scourge, and should be declared a crime against humanity.  Phone glued to the ear is not half of it.  Have you noticed how they find the need to be constantly texting while driving?  They cannot drive without their phones in their hands.   You see the phones sticking up out of their hands while holding the frikking steering wheel.  God knows this or that fb notification is clearly life and death - one of their retardia friends is having an affair with her VA gym trainer, and heavens!!  this must be broadcast immediately to their circle of equally insecure, bitter and deluded asshat bookclub tjommies.

 

Phew, I feel better. 

[DJR]

 

.....................retardia .................

That's a very useful word you just invented - describes exactly the physical and mental state of those who text while driving!   As in: She suffers from retardia! 

[MTB-BFK]

That's a very useful word you just invented - describes exactly the physical and mental state of those who text while driving!   As in: She suffers from retardia! 

Great word morphology already! I had something slightly different in mind originally, which was that they live in the suburb called Retardia.  In fact, I would like to replace the "RE", with "eff", "you",  "cee" ..., but that is naughty!