Emmarentia vs cyclists (again)

[DirtyFrank]

Ek sweer dips, its very chilled SS ride....hell I dont even take a garmin, and everyone knows its chilled...so wifes / girlfriends join because we don't go to mordor, we just barely poot a foot outside the shire.... we talk crap, dont even take race fuel and hardly break a sweat.

 

You must see these poephols bra, they are a menace, skeem they are on a TT, blasting inches from children and dogs...and then every cyclist gets a bad rep cause of their kuk attitude. I think we should start tjooning them before they actually hit a person or pet cause heaven knows, they will be killed by the walkers and parents and I will help whomever is doing the killing.

 

THE SPRUIT ISN'T A RACE TRAIL....GO TO BREEDTS / VG / HAKUNA MATATA / THABA / LANSERIA TO CHEESE / MAGALIESBERG IF YOU WANT TO MEASURE YOUR TOTTIE

Rouxtjie ,you are right but one mans race pace is another mans cruising speed! That poster was put up by an agrieved dog walker I am almost certain. Most of the better cyclists try to stick to the fenceline at Emmarentia but there are some of the softer folk that follow the doggie/stroller path and occasionally they get a bit carried away in that Emmarentia Epic/Strava spirit. These are probably the same d**ses that complain if anyone dares to ride up the Marks Park treeline.

[Corvus]

What's needed is a problem-response tactic.

 

When the US government wanted legalise spying on its own citizens it didn't just go ahead and legalise it. People would have complained about privacy and all that. Instead they orchestrated a terrorist attack, and the population cried out, "Why couldn't the government prevent this before it happenes". The patriot act was passed instead of complaining, the people were now begging for their privacy to be violated.

 

We as cyclists must do the same with Emmarentia! I suggest releasing a bunch of killer attack dogs that'll terrorise the park attacking everybody, even sweet old grandmothers and orphans. Mean firebreathing hellhounds, with rocket launchers.

 

Then, when hope has almost entirely vanished, in come the noble cyclists, with their mutt-mangling 29'er wheels and they irradicate the attack dogs, vanquishing the scourge of Emmarentia. Then verybody will heap scorn upon the dog owners for bringing the dogs to the park in the first place and applaude the heroes who saved the day, the spandex clad merry men of the chain, the hub and the pedal.

And cyclists will be welcome in Emmerentia once again and be allowed to built sweet lines wherever they please.

 

Huh?

What do you guys think?

A little too diabolical, perhaps?

[rouxtjie]

Agree frank, one man's fast is another man's slow...luckily the park by laws state 5km/h maximum. That isn't grey, you doing more than that, you are a poephol, less or on the dot...you are ok.

[GreatGusto]

What's needed is a problem-response tactic.

 

When the US government wanted legalise spying on its own citizens it didn't just go ahead and legalise it. People would have complained about privacy and all that. Instead they orchestrated a terrorist attack, and the population cried out, "Why couldn't the government prevent this before it happenes". The patriot act was passed instead of complaining, the people were now begging for their privacy to be violated.

 

We as cyclists must do the same with Emmarentia! I suggest releasing a bunch of killer attack dogs that'll terrorise the park attacking everybody, even sweet old grandmothers and orphans. Mean firebreathing hellhounds, with rocket launchers.

 

Then, when hope has almost entirely vanished, in come the noble cyclists, with their mutt-mangling 29'er wheels and they irradicate the attack dogs, vanquishing the scourge of Emmarentia. Then verybody will heap scorn upon the dog owners for bringing the dogs to the park in the first place and applaude the heroes who saved the day, the spandex clad merry men of the chain, the hub and the pedal.

And cyclists will be welcome in Emmerentia once again and be allowed to built sweet lines wherever they please.

 

 

You must be a scream in the boardroom!  

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