Tumbleweed Posted May 12, 2008 Posted May 12, 2008 'the things that you're liable, to read in the 'bible, they ain't necessarily so.' - george gershwin
jmaccelari Posted May 12, 2008 Posted May 12, 2008 Read this instead ... Basic InstructionsBefore LeavingEarthHow about this:BullInBooksLeaves meExasperated. It's like trying to prove 666 equates to Adolph Hitler.
JasonW Posted May 12, 2008 Posted May 12, 2008 "For those who believe no proof is necessary! For those who don't... no amount will suffice!!!" ' date=' but I'll make do with a little![/quote'] How about this ... Creation - there was no big bang, but a big God. Proof please! Universe ... Defn: from two words: Uni + VerseDefn: Uni: singleDefn: Verse: sentence ... Not even close ... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Universe Genesis: And God Said "Let there be ....... " So?
cyclenut Posted May 12, 2008 Posted May 12, 2008 For me to defend God would imply that I am bigger than Him, I am not. He does not need me to fight His battles for Him. But I am called to share His Word and bring others to salvation. For those who are offended by the content of the Bible, the challenge is theirs (as it is mine) to openly receive that correction. I accept the fact that changing the minds of some is futile, there has to be a change of heart first .... You have to believe in order to understand, not understand in order to believe - that's why it is called FAITH.
Tumbleweed Posted May 12, 2008 Posted May 12, 2008 god did not create man, man created god. god is nothing more than a hyperextension of man's desire to be a superhuman.
fandacious Posted May 12, 2008 Posted May 12, 2008 Flying spaghetti monsters - The Eight ?I?d Really Rather You Didn?ts?I?d really rather you didn?t act like a sanctimonious holier-than-thou ass when describing my noodly goodness. If some people don?t believe in me, that?s okay. Really, I'm not that vain. Besides, this isn?t about them so don?t change the subject.
fandacious Posted May 12, 2008 Posted May 12, 2008 I?d really rather you didn?t use my existence as a means to oppress, subjugate, punish, eviscerate, and/or, you know, be mean to others. I don?t require sacrifices, and purity is for drinking water, not people.
Joe Low Posted May 12, 2008 Posted May 12, 2008 I think it's the right time now to discuss the correctness of putting fruit on pizzas. I am quite happy to see pineapple appearing on mine from time to time for the taste and because it makes me think of Hawaii, which I believe was the marketers intention. Bananas is probably pushing it, though.
fandacious Posted May 12, 2008 Posted May 12, 2008 god did not create man' date=' man created god. god is nothing more than a hyperextension of man's desire to be a superhuman. [/quote'] you know god is created in your image when he hates all the same things you do...
Tumbleweed Posted May 12, 2008 Posted May 12, 2008 I think it's the right time now to discuss the correctness of putting fruit on pizzas. I am quite happy to see pineapple appearing on mine from time to time for the taste and because it makes me think of Hawaii' date=' which I believe was the marketers intention. Bananas is probably pushing it, though. [/quote'] pineapple and banana on burgers. though not at the same time.
Slowbee Posted May 12, 2008 Posted May 12, 2008 Bliksem, this is going to be bigger than my bike sale !!
fandacious Posted May 12, 2008 Posted May 12, 2008 I think it's the right time now to discuss the correctness of putting fruit on pizzas. I am quite happy to see pineapple appearing on mine from time to time for the taste and because it makes me think of Hawaii' date=' which I believe was the marketers intention. Bananas is probably pushing it, though. [/quote'] It was a very gay man who once said: "Hey do you know what this pizza needs? Pineapple!"
Tumbleweed Posted May 12, 2008 Posted May 12, 2008 I think it's the right time now to discuss the correctness of putting fruit on pizzas. I am quite happy to see pineapple appearing on mine from time to time for the taste and because it makes me think of Hawaii' date=' which I believe was the marketers intention. Bananas is probably pushing it, though. [/quote'] It was a very gay man who once said: "Hey do you know what this pizza needs? Pineapple!" gay pie for the straight guy?
Tumbleweed Posted May 12, 2008 Posted May 12, 2008 god did not create man' date=' man created god. god is nothing more than a hyperextension of man's desire to be a superhuman. [/quote'] you know god is created in your image when he hates all the same things you do... god hates my job
Groot Lem Posted May 12, 2008 Posted May 12, 2008 fandacious, you can order nice stuff in the yellow pages
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