Tumbleweed Posted May 12, 2008 Share 'the things that you're liable, to read in the 'bible, they ain't necessarily so.' - george gershwin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmaccelari Posted May 12, 2008 Share Read this instead ... Basic InstructionsBefore LeavingEarthHow about this:BullInBooksLeaves meExasperated. It's like trying to prove 666 equates to Adolph Hitler. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JasonW Posted May 12, 2008 Share "For those who believe no proof is necessary! For those who don't... no amount will suffice!!!" ' date=' but I'll make do with a little![/quote'] How about this ... Creation - there was no big bang, but a big God. Proof please! Universe ... Defn: from two words: Uni + VerseDefn: Uni: singleDefn: Verse: sentence ... Not even close ... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Universe Genesis: And God Said "Let there be ....... " So? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyclenut Posted May 12, 2008 Share For me to defend God would imply that I am bigger than Him, I am not. He does not need me to fight His battles for Him. But I am called to share His Word and bring others to salvation. For those who are offended by the content of the Bible, the challenge is theirs (as it is mine) to openly receive that correction. I accept the fact that changing the minds of some is futile, there has to be a change of heart first .... You have to believe in order to understand, not understand in order to believe - that's why it is called FAITH. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tumbleweed Posted May 12, 2008 Share god did not create man, man created god. god is nothing more than a hyperextension of man's desire to be a superhuman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fandacious Posted May 12, 2008 Share Flying spaghetti monsters - The Eight ?I?d Really Rather You Didn?ts?I?d really rather you didn?t act like a sanctimonious holier-than-thou ass when describing my noodly goodness. If some people don?t believe in me, that?s okay. Really, I'm not that vain. Besides, this isn?t about them so don?t change the subject. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fandacious Posted May 12, 2008 Share I?d really rather you didn?t use my existence as a means to oppress, subjugate, punish, eviscerate, and/or, you know, be mean to others. I don?t require sacrifices, and purity is for drinking water, not people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaSH82 Posted May 12, 2008 Share hmmm... I think this could require some popcorn... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Low Posted May 12, 2008 Share I think it's the right time now to discuss the correctness of putting fruit on pizzas. I am quite happy to see pineapple appearing on mine from time to time for the taste and because it makes me think of Hawaii, which I believe was the marketers intention. Bananas is probably pushing it, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fandacious Posted May 12, 2008 Share god did not create man' date=' man created god. god is nothing more than a hyperextension of man's desire to be a superhuman. [/quote'] you know god is created in your image when he hates all the same things you do... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tumbleweed Posted May 12, 2008 Share I think it's the right time now to discuss the correctness of putting fruit on pizzas. I am quite happy to see pineapple appearing on mine from time to time for the taste and because it makes me think of Hawaii' date=' which I believe was the marketers intention. Bananas is probably pushing it, though. [/quote'] pineapple and banana on burgers. though not at the same time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowbee Posted May 12, 2008 Share Bliksem, this is going to be bigger than my bike sale !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fandacious Posted May 12, 2008 Share I think it's the right time now to discuss the correctness of putting fruit on pizzas. I am quite happy to see pineapple appearing on mine from time to time for the taste and because it makes me think of Hawaii' date=' which I believe was the marketers intention. Bananas is probably pushing it, though. [/quote'] It was a very gay man who once said: "Hey do you know what this pizza needs? Pineapple!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tumbleweed Posted May 12, 2008 Share I think it's the right time now to discuss the correctness of putting fruit on pizzas. I am quite happy to see pineapple appearing on mine from time to time for the taste and because it makes me think of Hawaii' date=' which I believe was the marketers intention. Bananas is probably pushing it, though. [/quote'] It was a very gay man who once said: "Hey do you know what this pizza needs? Pineapple!" gay pie for the straight guy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tumbleweed Posted May 12, 2008 Share god did not create man' date=' man created god. god is nothing more than a hyperextension of man's desire to be a superhuman. [/quote'] you know god is created in your image when he hates all the same things you do... god hates my job Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groot Lem Posted May 12, 2008 Share fandacious, you can order nice stuff in the yellow pages Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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