TCS Riders at The Engen Series

[bruce]

Suess and Pantani - when are you two going to have the courage to 'go long'??

[Man with no name]

Pantani is not even going short at this stage, he took the Donald Gordon shortcut this morning!! World champ nogal? Man with no name2008-09-04 06:42:23

[bruce]

I don't know what you lot are on about - Andrew is a kitten man!

I've decided to change my sport to rodeo riding

[bruce]

Pantani is not even going short at this stage' date=' he took the Donald Gordon shortcut this morning!! World champ nogal? [/quote']

 

Just bumped into him at the lab - looking like a jobless oke - thought he was a car guard for a minute!!

 

Says he gives himself a 10min headstart on the bunch!

[PeterM]

What, me worry? (Alfred E Newman)

[intern]

 

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Honest Syd Free Leza Legal Services

 

Matter: Potentially inflammatory and insidious remarks made by "daai ou met die sigaret boks fiets"

 

Dear Man with no Name' date='

 

Further to your request for legal guidance, Honest Syd can like to advise as follows:

 

TCS Riders - You should sue the blixem. There was only one TCS rider this morning and rerig my ou, you havn't put on THAT much weight

Team Colours - Honest Syd believes from his reputable sources that "daai ou" has been donning the world champ jersey this morning. Honest Syd's opinion is still divided whether "daai ou" or Paulo Bettini should be offended.

Neutral Zone - "Daai ou" mentions that the neutral zone is up to the Jaguar garage in Bryanston. That's 80% of the ride!!! WTF Honest Syd believes this individual is trying to lower the standard of the ride and not only should he be half wheeled, he should be flicked, if you know what I mean.

Mechanical Motorised assistance - Honest Syd wants "Daai Ou" to distinguish between incident and precedent. Hones Syd further advises "Daai Ou", referring to the Zoo Lake Criterium, that if revenge is a dish best served cold, redemption is a dish best served hot and spicy. Lastly, with regards to this matter, Honest Syd advises that MWNN needs more than 10 kms if he needs to hang on to any vehicle. Much more. Much much more

Hand holding on to the taxi - My client advises me that you should not mistake a hand holding onto a car with a hand making [friendly'] gestures.

Half wheeling Andrew - Now this is a honest mistake for which my client profusely apologises. You dont drag race the queen if she's driving around Pall Mall. You dont wear a Speedo unless your name is Ryk Neethling or Borat. You dont, under any circumstance, date a mate's sister. And you never half wheel Andrew. Case closed.

We trust you find this reply satisfactory.

 

Can like to be kind regards

 

Honest Syd

 

UNQUOTE

 

Q.E.D, bitch!

 

[Man with no name]

Quod erat demonstrandum, figillatim deinceps demunstrabitur, magnitudo demonstranda est, have your pick!!

 

That's just, like, my legal opinion, man!!

[intern]

 

Quod erat demonstrandum' date=' figillatim deinceps demunstrabitur, magnitudo demonstranda est, have your pick!!

 

That's just, like, my legal opinion, man!!

[/quote']

 

Sumus semper in excretum. Sed alta variat. That's just, like, a description of my career, man!

 

[Man with no name]

 know the feeling

[Dr. Seuss]

 

 

 

Suess and Pantani - when are you two going to have the courage to 'go long'??

 

 

 

 

 

 

it's all about the intensity of the ride, not the distance...

 

 

 

(have you seen what Witkoppen / Main looks like at 07:20 in the morning???)

 

 

 

anyhow - MWNN is correct - Pantani also took a shortcut yesterday morning!

 

 

 

Pantani - does that little gold & black bike still have a PT on it?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Man with no name]

anyhow - MWNN is correct - Pantani also took a shortcut yesterday morning!

 

Maybe he's tapering?

 

Pantani - does that little gold & black bike still have a PT on it?

 

Hoooooooooooo...... is that the gnashing of gold plated teeth I'm hearing?

[Pantani]

 

 

Damn straight! Your hearing is good MWNN!!!

 

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Well I never, clearly you wild lot have lost all respect for me. Does this mean I have to come out, cans of whip ass in hand, and beat some respect out of you? No, guess I must show up at the race in Meyerton on Sunday!!!! Ja, ja, just what I thought, I can hear you lot quaking in your cheap plastic shoes....

 

Anyway, shot Bruce, looking like a jobless bloke, a car guard!!!

 

I'll have you know that I was on my way to meet with The Godfather to have a sit down about the insults thrown at "da family" this morning. We needed to decide if we would go the legal route or "send a message". Since he wasn't available I have taken it upon myself to defend the honour of "da family" and will be sending a message first thing tomorrow morning! So convenient that it's happening on the easy day!

 

Dr Seuss, your contempt for my "little black and gold bike" will not go unpunished, make sure you ride with spare chain lube, you going to need it!

 

MWNN, I'll go easy on you because as much as I detest that TCS kit, I know you are forced to wear it against your better judgment and when given the chance to don your Assos exercise an understated minimalist approach to cycling style and dress sense! Respect...

 

Ooops Crux... Didn't see you there, how's that kit coming, the one you promised me for my support during the JF fiasco.... What? Spidey where? OK, just tell him to hurry already, summer is here almost...

Pantani2008-09-04 08:24:12

[Cruxpearl]

 

[Pantani]

 

MWNN, are you going to Bloem this year? Maybe I can 'betrek' you in your own home town!

Pantani2008-09-04 08:45:23

[Man with no name]

MWNN' date=' are you going to Bloem this year? Maybe I can 'betrek' you in your own home town! [/quote']

 

My people are still speaking to their people and a well-worded PR statement is imminent. I need you to clarify "betrek" as this is open to ambigious interpretation and I just don't roll that way.

 

But once I have a sports pass I will let you know.