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I kid' date=' this is the race yes, Springbok P in Meyerton over 80km[/quote']

 

 

I'll be doing the same race, so I'll be staright with you - I'M GOING TO SIT ON YOUR WHEEL smiley36.gifsmiley36.gifsmiley36.gif
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Depends on who is at 88 Montgomery road.smiley2.gif

 

From my house' date=' via FNB to pick you up, To xumbugs, around the Boscos loop, I measured 67 k's last time I did it. I live about 10 k'sfrom Xumbugs so, yes, I would say close.

 

Kennie allie straatse name nie. Ek ry net massah.[img']https://assets.bikehub.co.za/legacy_images/smilies/smiley36.gif[/img]

 

 

S2L I've already told you, the battery in you one eyed cat needs to be replaced - it's giving false readings!!

 

Every week you improve by 9min - WTF ???
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I kid' date=' this is the race yes' date=' Springbok P in Meyerton over 80km[/quote'']

 

 

I'll be doing the same race, so I'll be staright with you - I'M GOING TO SIT ON YOUR WHEEL smiley36.gifsmiley36.gifsmiley36.gif

 

You wanna do a slow time then or what?

 
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Depends on who is at 88 Montgomery road.smiley2.gif

 

From my house' date=' via FNB to pick you up, To xumbugs, around the Boscos loop, I measured 67 k's last time I did it. I live about 10 k'sfrom Xumbugs so, yes, I would say close.

 

Kennie allie straatse name nie. Ek ry net massah.[img']https://assets.bikehub.co.za/legacy_images/smilies/smiley36.gif[/img]

 

 

S2L I've already told you, the battery in you one eyed cat needs to be replaced - it's giving false readings!!

 

Every week you improve by 9min - WTF ???

 

Whispers ......

 

Pssssst.Kid, have some sweets and STFU. It's all part of my scare tactics. Have you noticed that GO is out training. Dude, he is putting in MILES AND MILES. Come Saturday, he's going to be tired dude, too tired to race me and I'm having an extra dose of prozac so I' wont care.

 

I'd say so far that my tactics are working.

 

The other thing is, all this secret training, I have got that good. (Yip GO,go back and train some more dude.) I can climb those hills. You need to go and practice more.

 

***Checks to see if GOv2 is still around*** (Don't see him,cool.)

 

'k, on with the story, in truth, 9 minutes on a route of 47 k's taking two hours is not that much of an improvement. And I will deny I ever said that.

 

See the tactics are soooo good, it almost got Nance worried.smiley36.gif

 

GO is rattled dude, I'm telling ya. Rattled.

 

 
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I kid' date=' this is the race yes' date=' Springbok P in Meyerton over 80km[/quote'']

 

 

I'll be doing the same race, so I'll be staright with you - I'M GOING TO SIT ON YOUR WHEEL smiley36.gifsmiley36.gifsmiley36.gif

 

You wanna do a slow time then or what?

 

 

 

I thought that you are the MAN, now you coming with these scare tactics ??

 

Ok I'll sit on your wheel for 78km and then I'll go past you for the last 2km ?

 

Are you also going to do the Vasbyt on the 4th April ? What distance ?
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S2L, have you ever considered that GO might be coaching Nancy ?

Which would mean that on saturday you & I are going to ride alone (cause we can't keep up) and I'll have to race you up the steps.
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S2L' date=' have you ever considered that GO might be coaching Nancy ?

Which would mean that on saturday you & I are going to ride alone (cause we can't keep up) and I'll have to race you up the steps.
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Please just wave when you guys drop me...
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I kid' date=' this is the race yes' date=' Springbok P in Meyerton over 80km[/quote'']

 

 

I'll be doing the same race, so I'll be staright with you - I'M GOING TO SIT ON YOUR WHEEL smiley36.gifsmiley36.gifsmiley36.gif

 

You wanna do a slow time then or what?

 

 

 

I thought that you are the MAN, now you coming with these scare tactics ??

 

Ok I'll sit on your wheel for 78km and then I'll go past you for the last 2km ?

 

Are you also going to do the Vasbyt on the 4th April ? What distance ?

 

 

I am a man, not the MAN, but willing to prove if needed

No prob, I will allow you, but only for 78k's

No Vasbyt - used up all of that on Sunday in CT. Tough on the gums now bru

 

Next race 19 April - Wilro CC 114K's
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S2L' date=' have you ever considered that GO might be coaching Nancy ?

Which would mean that on saturday you & I are going to ride alone (cause we can't keep up) and I'll have to race you up the steps.
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OH CRAPsmiley3.gif. That thought never occured to me. HELP ME SOMEBODY. (Stand by, I'm going to the steps to check it out.)

 

BB. (all of ya) stop making somuch noise while you work, I'm trying to get some sleep here.smiley36.gif 
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S2L' date=' have you ever considered that GO might be coaching Nancy ?

Which would mean that on saturday you & I are going to ride alone (cause we can't keep up) and I'll have to race you up the steps.
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Please just wave when you guys drop me...

 

's OK Osman, it looks like you and me bringing up the rear. Ons sal maar saam struikel tot die einde toe. The pharmacist is faster than he is letting on and so is the kid.

 

GO and Nance, we'll see at the start and then we'll just go on at our own pace. Kid and Spaso will be somewhere in the middle. I know the road so we can't get lost, unless of course I forget the route. Then we can rely on your clever phone what gives all those fancy directions.

 

 

 

 
Guest Agteros
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Fear not, Nancy will be with us.. And she is what the superheroes aspire to coz she rides the Spruit al be herself(most probably coz nobody can keep upwith her). AND she hails from the South originally...

 

It is going to be like a guided tour by a private body guard for us wannabees!
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S2L' date=' have you ever considered that GO might be coaching Nancy ?

Which would mean that on saturday you & I are going to ride alone (cause we can't keep up) and I'll have to race you up the steps.
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Please just wave when you guys drop me...

 

's OK Osman, it looks like you and me bringing up the rear. Ons sal maar saam struikel tot die einde toe. The pharmacist is faster than he is letting on and so is the kid.

 

GO and Nance, we'll see at the start and then we'll just go on at our own pace. Kid and Spaso will be somewhere in the middle. I know the road so we can't get lost, unless of course I forget the route. Then we can rely on your clever phone what gives all those fancy directions.

 

 

But I don't know the route, hopefully the doc does.

Spaso9 can ride, believe me I've seen him go.
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I thought that you are the MAN' date=' now you coming with these scare tactics ??

 

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In truth, I lack the image, having resigned my membership of the hobbit club (Stopped shaving the legs long time ago.)

 

The only thing fast about me is the speed at which I can open my mouth and change feet.

 

The only thing I have left is scare tactics and I'm telling ya, they are working. Even of GO is out training Nance, he is still on a bike, riding. Burning up valuable energy.

 

I've got my steek (vit B complex shot) lined up and I got goo, energy bars and a fast mouth to use as weapons to take out the bird. Scare tactics have to work, I got nothing else.

 

And then when I get my butt kicked, I can just plead insanity. With all this K2k I been spewing, everyone will believe me.

 

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