eddy Posted January 9, 2009 Posted January 9, 2009 How did the phrase Project Management ever come into use by IT "people"? The seven steps of project planning in the corporate world:<?: prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> Project initiationWild enthusiasmDisillusionmentSearch for the guiltyPunishment of the innocentPromotion of the non-involvedDefinition of the requirements
Yang Posted January 9, 2009 Posted January 9, 2009 A few more rules you plebs: No 1. The Boss is always right.No 2. Always make the Boss look good.No 3. The Boss can never be wrong.No 4. Always say good things about the Boss to others.No 5. The ONLY time the Boss makes a mistake is when he does it on purpose to see how the plebs react and to test their alertness and reaction times.No 6. The Boss can ask the pleb any questions he likes and make plebs do anything he wants, without any compliant from the pleb.No 7. The Boss can tell the pleb to jump, and the pleb will ask how high. Now, gentlemen, that is the full truth of the story- accept it, AND GET OVER IT- or become a Boss yourself!!!
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