Sammajoor Posted March 11, 2009 Share who is Luke Watson? I heard he was someone who drank a lot and then wanted to puke on things... Kids today do not know how to party anymore. and then he seems to dislike to Afrikaners for some or other reason, maybe one bliksemed him once to often...... still was not enough in my books though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
intern Posted March 11, 2009 Share Speaking of jokes, this one is pretty funny: What's the similarity between Little Miss Muffet and Saddam Hussein? They both had curds in their whey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeepee Posted March 11, 2009 Share who is Luke Watson? O ja, when you're insulting someone (or try to get a rise form them) and you use words like puerile. Please make sure you spell it correctly otherwise you lose all credibility....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fandacious Posted March 11, 2009 Share Speaking of jokes' date=' this one is pretty funny: What's the similarity between Little Miss Muffet and Saddam Hussein? They both had curds in their whey. [/quote'] hahaha.... very clever... careful tho.. someone might be offended Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
intern Posted March 11, 2009 Share Who, little miss Muffet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
intern Posted March 11, 2009 Share And hey we needed something to make up for the lack of zeepee's *actual* joke...hehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edition 507 Posted March 11, 2009 Share Just my luck, you work hard and you miss the good posts!So zeepee, can't you repost it but with the words 'allegedly' or 'rumour' somewhere in it, so that you could maybe avoid libel or whatever the problem was that got it deleted? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fandacious Posted March 11, 2009 Share Who' date=' little miss Muffet? [/quote'] hehehe... the dude abides Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nancy Drew Posted March 11, 2009 Share This thread is beginning to remind me of that Monty Python skit' date=' . It has to be kept secret, though, cause it's so funny it causes people to die of laughter. They translated it and used it as a weapon against the Germans in the War (Oh my word, did I just mention the war? I think I got away with it though)... [/quote'] I loved that skit... almost as good as the Rowan Atkinson 'dead boy' skit... I won't go into detail cos you'll all think I'm a sicko and I'll be moderated Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
intern Posted March 11, 2009 Share This thread is beginning to remind me of that Monty Python skit' date=' . It has to be kept secret, though, cause it's so funny it causes people to die of laughter. They translated it and used it as a weapon against the Germans in the War (Oh my word, did I just mention the war? I think I got away with it though)... [/quote'] I loved that skit... almost as good as the Rowan Atkinson 'dead boy' skit... I won't go into detail cos you'll all think I'm a sicko and I'll be moderated SICKO! hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nancy Drew Posted March 11, 2009 Share This thread is beginning to remind me of that Monty Python skit' date=' . It has to be kept secret, though, cause it's so funny it causes people to die of laughter. They translated it and used it as a weapon against the Germans in the War (Oh my word, did I just mention the war? I think I got away with it though)... [/quote'] I loved that skit... almost as good as the Rowan Atkinson 'dead boy' skit... I won't go into detail cos you'll all think I'm a sicko and I'll be moderated SICKO! hahaha I know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fandacious Posted March 11, 2009 Share This thread is beginning to remind me of that Monty Python skit' date=' . It has to be kept secret, though, cause it's so funny it causes people to die of laughter. They translated it and used it as a weapon against the Germans in the War (Oh my word, did I just mention the war? I think I got away with it though)... [/quote'] I loved that skit... almost as good as the Rowan Atkinson 'dead boy' skit... I won't go into detail cos you'll all think I'm a sicko and I'll be moderated "I was kidding. its my academic sense of humour" "oh God i'm so glad. he's not dead?" "no hes dead - I wouldnt cancel school on wednesday" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nancy Drew Posted March 11, 2009 Share "I was kidding. its my academic sense of humour""oh God i'm so glad. he's not dead?""no hes dead - I wouldnt cancel school on wednesday" Hillarious!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeepee Posted March 11, 2009 Share Ok i hope this one is betterOne night while it was p#ssing with rain, Gert heard this knock at his front door. His wife tells him to go open and see who it is.He walks down the stairs and opened the door, standing in the rain was this sopping wet drunk guy swaying from side to side. "Wat soek jy?" asks gert"Ek soek iemand om my te help stoot." mumbles the drunk "Is jy fckn mal? Dis 3 uur in die oggend, ek gaan nie nou uit in die reen nie" and he slams the door and goes back to bed. "wie was dit" asks his wife"'n dronk ou wat wil he ek moet sy kar gaan stoot, maar sy moer ek gaan nie uit in die reen nie." "Jy vergeet vinning, onthou jy twee weke terug toe daai twee vreemde ouens ons met ons kar gehelp het?" his wife asks angrily."Gaan help die ou man" Gert get up and puts on his slippers and jacket and gets the torch from the cupboard (not very happy) He walks outside and standing in the rain shouts: "hey, is jy nog daar? moet ek jou nog kom help stoot?" "ja asseblief" he hears out of the darkness "waars jy?" asks gert "hier by die swaai" zeepee2009-03-11 09:52:14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bustthesickness Posted March 11, 2009 Share who is Luke Watson? O ja' date=' when you're insulting someone (or try to get a rise form them) and you use words like puerile. Please make sure you spell it correctly otherwise you lose all credibility.......[/quote'] *sigh*I wasn't trying to get a rise out of you DB. I was merely pointing out how lame your joke was (do you listen to Gareth Cliff by any chance, perhaps, and scuse the pun here, IDOLise him? You do know he's not funny either right?). I didn't think I had credibility to lose btw. Thanks for putting a random spec on the web so waaaaaaaay high up have a nice day now, jokester. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tumbleweed Posted March 11, 2009 Share Who' date=' little miss Muffet?? [/quote'] nope, the dude whose tuffet she sat on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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