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who is Luke Watson?

 

I heard he was someone who drank a lot and then wanted to puke on things...  Kids today do not know how to party anymore.

 

and then he seems to dislike to Afrikaners for some or other reason,  maybe one bliksemed him once to often......  still was not enough in my books thoughAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngry

 

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Speaking of jokes, this one is pretty funny:

 

What's the similarity between Little Miss Muffet and Saddam Hussein?

 

They both had curds in their whey.

 

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who is Luke Watson?

 

O ja, when you're insulting someone (or try to get a rise form them) and you use words like puerile. Please make sure you spell it correctly otherwise you lose all credibility.......WinkLOL
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Speaking of jokes' date=' this one is pretty funny:

 

What's the similarity between Little Miss Muffet and Saddam Hussein?

 

They both had curds in their whey.

 

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hahaha.... very clever...

 

careful tho.. someone might be offended Wink

 

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Just my luck, you work hard and you miss the good posts!

So zeepee, can't you repost it but with the words 'allegedly' or 'rumour' somewhere in it, so that you could maybe avoid libel or whatever the problem was that got it deleted?

 
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This thread is beginning to remind me of that Monty Python skit' date='
. It has to be kept secret, though, cause it's so funny it causes people to die of laughter. They translated it and used it as a weapon against the Germans in the War (Oh my word, did I just mention the war? I think I got away with it though)... [/quote']

 

I loved that skit... almost as good as the Rowan Atkinson 'dead boy' skit... I won't go into detail cos you'll all think I'm a sicko and I'll be moderated Big%20smile

 
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This thread is beginning to remind me of that Monty Python skit' date='
. It has to be kept secret, though, cause it's so funny it causes people to die of laughter. They translated it and used it as a weapon against the Germans in the War (Oh my word, did I just mention the war? I think I got away with it though)... [/quote']

 

I loved that skit... almost as good as the Rowan Atkinson 'dead boy' skit... I won't go into detail cos you'll all think I'm a sicko and I'll be moderated Big%20smile

 

 

SICKO! hahaha Tongue

 

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This thread is beginning to remind me of that Monty Python skit' date='
. It has to be kept secret, though, cause it's so funny it causes people to die of laughter. They translated it and used it as a weapon against the Germans in the War (Oh my word, did I just mention the war? I think I got away with it though)... [/quote']

 

I loved that skit... almost as good as the Rowan Atkinson 'dead boy' skit... I won't go into detail cos you'll all think I'm a sicko and I'll be moderated Big%20smile

 


SICKO! hahaha Tongue

 

I know Evil%20Smile

 

 
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This thread is beginning to remind me of that Monty Python skit' date='
. It has to be kept secret, though, cause it's so funny it causes people to die of laughter. They translated it and used it as a weapon against the Germans in the War (Oh my word, did I just mention the war? I think I got away with it though)... [/quote']

 

I loved that skit... almost as good as the Rowan Atkinson 'dead boy' skit... I won't go into detail cos you'll all think I'm a sicko and I'll be moderated Big%20smile

 

 

 

"I was kidding. its my academic sense of humour"

 

"oh God i'm so glad. he's not dead?"

 

"no hes dead - I wouldnt cancel school on wednesday"

 

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Ok i hope this one is better

One night while it was p#ssing with rain, Gert heard this knock at his front door. His wife tells him to go open and see who it is.

He walks down the stairs and opened the door, standing in the rain was this sopping wet drunk guy swaying from side to side.

"Wat soek jy?" asks gert

"Ek soek iemand om my te help stoot." mumbles the drunk

 

"Is jy fckn mal? Dis 3 uur in die oggend, ek gaan nie nou uit in die reen nie" and he slams the door and goes back to bed.

 

"wie was dit" asks his wife

"'n dronk ou wat wil he ek moet sy kar gaan stoot, maar sy moer ek gaan nie uit in die reen nie."

 

"Jy vergeet vinning, onthou jy twee weke terug toe daai twee vreemde ouens ons met ons kar gehelp het?" his wife asks angrily.

"Gaan help die ou man"

 

Gert get up and puts on his slippers and jacket and gets the torch from the cupboard (not very happy)

 

He walks outside and standing in the rain shouts: "hey, is jy nog daar? moet ek jou nog kom help stoot?"

 

"ja asseblief" he hears out of the darkness

 

"waars jy?" asks gert

 

"hier by die swaai"

 
zeepee2009-03-11 09:52:14
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who is Luke Watson?

 

O ja' date=' when you're insulting someone (or try to get a rise form them) and you use words like puerile. Please make sure you spell it correctly otherwise you lose all credibility.......WinkLOL
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*sigh*

I wasn't trying to get a rise out of you DB. I was merely pointing out how lame your joke was (do you listen to Gareth Cliff by any chance, perhaps, and scuse the pun here, IDOLise him? You do know he's not funny either right?). I didn't think I had credibility to lose btw. Thanks for putting a random spec on the web so waaaaaaaay high up ;)

have a nice day now, jokester.

 

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