Jackes Posted April 9, 2010 Posted April 9, 2010 Unfortunately.....there is no pill for stupidity! I bet 10 bucks someone is going to mention lead pill again... I'll see you and raise you another 5 for lead poison...
cyclewife Posted April 9, 2010 Author Posted April 9, 2010 Chubba... Jeremy said on rude awakening this morning that in future JM will be referred to on their show as Octopus....
scotty Posted April 9, 2010 Posted April 9, 2010 Explains somewhat the rubbish in trousers comment he also made to the journalist.
cyclewife Posted April 9, 2010 Author Posted April 9, 2010 An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board but Only 4 parachutes. The first passenger said, 'I'm Christiano Rinaldo, the world's number 1 footballer. FIFA needs me, I can't afford to die.' So he took the first pack and Left the plane. The second passenger, Hillary Clinton, said, 'I am the wife of the Former President of the United States , I am the most ambitious woman in The world. I am also New York Senator and a potential future President.' She just took the 2nd parachute and jumped out of the plane.. The third passenger, Julius Malema, said, 'I'm also a President. Millions of South African youth always look to me for guidance. Above all I'm the cleverest youth President in African history, and Africa 's people Won't let me die'.Futhermore I have millions that I have not spent yet. So he put on a pack next to him and jumped out of the plane. The fourth passenger, Nelson Mandela, says to the fifth passenger, a 10yr old Chinese school boy, 'I'm old and have lived a fruitful life, God will decide my fate, so I'll let you have the last parachute'. The boy said, 'It's OK, there's a parachute left for you. Africa 's Cleverest (Julius) has taken my schoolbag'.
Cranck Posted April 9, 2010 Posted April 9, 2010 Unfortunately.....there is no pill for stupidity! I bet 10 bucks someone is going to mention lead pill again... I'll see you and raise you another 5 for lead poison... ALL IN!!! a pair of 50 calibres! I win fights......... i win my girls........ i'll win my malema games
Elvin Posted April 9, 2010 Posted April 9, 2010 does anyone know what JM actually does at the ANCYL, There is never any talk about the work he does..... maybe because he doesn't do any work... I wonder what he has brought to the table at the ANCYL besides controversy, illiteracy and idiotic tendencies.?
mtbee Posted April 9, 2010 Posted April 9, 2010 "Give him enough rope and he will hang himself" - hopefully for us he is busy fitting the noose at the moment. We have to believe that even his kin are getting tired of Joooliuuus. Best he did it to an international jurno so they see what we have to deal with.
Napalm Posted April 9, 2010 Posted April 9, 2010 Zuma won't do anything to Julius - he's afraid the same thing that happened to Mbeki will happen to him
splat Posted April 9, 2010 Posted April 9, 2010 While sewing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old farmer, who's hand was caught in the gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to the ANC and Julius Malema The old farmer said, 'Well, you know, in my opinion, Malema is a 'Post Turtle''. Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him, what a 'post turtle' was. The old farmer said, 'When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle'. The old farmer saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he continued to explain. 'You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, and you just wonder what kind of dumb-f### put him up there to begin with.
Slave Posted April 9, 2010 Posted April 9, 2010 The ANC uses him as a tool.....that is what he is a TOOL. A tool is useful. So is a ****. Madlema is USELESS.
splat Posted April 9, 2010 Posted April 9, 2010 ANC tears into Malema http://news.iafrica.com/sa/2348800.htm
Izak Posted April 9, 2010 Posted April 9, 2010 What a fasaude!!"The party is seeking an "urgent meeting" with its youth movement to discuss the matter." Yeah probably over a couple of stiff Johnnies and with their shoes kicked of and their red "sockses" on the table!! I really don't mind people trying to bullsh!t me but what peeves me is that they think I believe them!!
GTfan Posted April 9, 2010 Posted April 9, 2010 You gotta admit, even without saying anything doesn't he have the kind of face that you just wanna smack??
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