Joke of the day!

[Lilo]

A little girl was sitting in her classroom in England when her   
 teacher walked in and started talking about how proud she is   
to be an English woman, and how wonderful it is to be a England supporter. 
The teacher then asked everyone who supported the England rugby team to put up their hand. 
Every hand in the class besides one went up. 
This surprised the teacher and so she asked the little girl why her hand wasn't up.
"Well," said the little girl, "because I don?t support England."   
Even more surprised, the teacher asked her who she supported.   
"I support the Springboks", she replied. 
Now a bit irritated, the teacher asked the little girl why she supported the Springboks. 
"My mom supports the Springboks, and my dad supports the Springboks, so I support the Springboks." 
The teacher looked at the little girl and with a smirk asked:
"Well, if your mom was an idiot and your dad was an idiot, what would you be?"
The little girl looked up at her teacher, smiled and replied:
"A ENGLAND supporter !!"

 

 

  

[shaunh]

WHERE WOULD YOU BE:

 

IF - YOU HAD ALL THE MONEY YOUR HEART DESIRES?

IF - YOU HAD NO WORRIES?

IF - YOU CAME HOME AND THE FINEST MEAL IS AWAITING YOU

IF - YOUR BATHWATER HAD BEEN RUN?

IF - YOU HAD THE PERFECT KIDS?

IF - YOUR PARTNER WAS AWAITING YOU,

    WITH OPEN ARMS AND KISSES?

 

SO, WHERE WOULD YOU BE?

HELLOOooo!!!!!!!!!

YOU'D BE IN THE WRONG F*CKING HOUSE

[Brakkies Sport Fotos]

 

 

[Chilli Pepper]

[Lilo]

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[RudoJ]

:-)

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