mark ellis Posted January 31, 2011 Share Surely it is time we had a section on here with Bar rules - NO POLITICS, NO RELIGION and NO CRY BABIES? it seems like more and more threads are being started for the simple fact of looking for a reaction? oh and maybe we need a age limit for this BAR section too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Keep Pedaling Posted January 31, 2011 Share We can call the section 'Trolls section'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoreTrails Posted January 31, 2011 Share Just sex drugs and rock n roll! And maybe some bicycles.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaLoCo Posted January 31, 2011 Share Surely it is time we had a section on here with Bar rules - NO POLITICS, NO RELIGION and NO CRY BABIES? it seems like more and more threads are being started for the simple fact of looking for a reaction? oh and maybe we need a age limit for this BAR section too! All that be is "nothing to discuss". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoreTrails Posted January 31, 2011 Share Do we get to buy shots in the bar? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikemonster Posted January 31, 2011 Share Surely it is time we had a section on here with Bar rules - NO POLITICS, NO RELIGION and NO CRY BABIES? it seems like more and more threads are being started for the simple fact of looking for a reaction? oh and maybe we need a age limit for this BAR section too! With rules 1 and 2, rule 3 becomes redundant, and so does the need for an age limit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caerus Posted January 31, 2011 Share Are expletives allowed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikemonster Posted January 31, 2011 Share Are expletives allowed? **** no! From the OP, it looks like the kind of bar you see sometimes in the movies, with regulars moping into their glasses and not saying much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaLoCo Posted January 31, 2011 Share Clearly I was mistaken, it seems that discussing the creation of a thread will create a thread where discussion happens..... now I need to go and lie down after all that Edited January 31, 2011 by DaLoCo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaLoCo Posted January 31, 2011 Share **** no! From the OP, it looks like the kind of bar you see sometimes in the movies, with regulars moping into their glasses and not saying much. We need a wise barman and a middle aged bar broad.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowbee Posted January 31, 2011 Share are you allowed to say .... I have a headache ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flymango Posted January 31, 2011 Share Ja. Stem saam. Alle inhoud moet of onverklaarBAR, onbereikBAR, onverstaanBAR of onverskoonBAR wees. Not bad for a soutie, ne? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassie Posted January 31, 2011 Share Hmmm....a BAR section....reminds me of all those quotes of Norm from the TV sitcom Cheers!! Some of those were classic... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoreTrails Posted January 31, 2011 Share Ah yes, Norm and the speech about natural selection of brain cells - a wave of brilliance that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaLoCo Posted January 31, 2011 Share Ja. Stem saam. Alle inhoud moet of onverklaarBAR, onbereikBAR, onverstaanBAR of onverskoonBAR wees. Not bad for a soutie, ne? Hou op BAR wees..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikemonster Posted January 31, 2011 Share Hmmm....a BAR section....reminds me of all those quotes of Norm from the TV sitcom Cheers!! Some of those were classic... I know, I told Fruity off for c&p earlier today, and here I am doing it... "Can I draw you a beer, Norm ?""No, I know what they look like. Just pour me one." "How's a beer sound, Norm?""I dunno. I usually finish them before they get a word in." "What's shaking, Norm?""All four cheeks and a couple of chins." "What would you say to a nice beer, Normie?""Going Down?" "What's new, Normie?""Terrorists, Sam. They've taken over my stomach and they're demanding beer." "What'll it be, Normie?""Just the usual Coach. I'll have a froth of beer and a snorkel." "What would you say to a beer, Normie?""Daddy wuvs you." "What'd you like, Normie?""A reason to live. Give me another beer." "What'll you have, Normie?""Well, I'm in a gambling mood Sammy. I'll take a glass of whatever comes out of that tap.""Looks like beer, Norm.""Call me Mister Lucky." "What'd you say, Norm?""Any cheap, tawdry thing that will get me a beer." "What would you say to a beer, Norm?""Hiya, sailor. New in town?" (Coming in from the rain)"Evening everybody."Everybody: "Norm!""Still pouring, Norm?""That's funny, I was about to ask you the same thing." "Whaddya say, Norm?""Well, I never met a beer I didn't drink." "Hey Norm, how's the world been treating you?""Like a baby treats a diaper." "Would you like a beer Mr.. Peterson?""No, I'd like a dead cat in a glass." "How's life treating you?""It's not, Sammy, but you can." "What's the story, Mr. Peterson?""The Bobbsey twins go to the brewery. Let's cut to the happy ending." "Hey Mr. Peterson, there's a cold one waiting for you.""I know, if she calls, I'm not here." "Beer, Norm?""Have I gotten that predictable? Good." "What's going on, Mr. Peterson?""A flashing sign in my gut that says, 'Insert beer here.'" "Hey Mr. Peterson, Jack Frost nipping at your nose?""Yep, now let's get Joe Beer nipping at my liver, huh?" "What's going on, Mr. Peterson?""Another layer for the winter, Wood." "Whatcha up to, Norm?""My ideal weight if I were eleven feet tall." "How's it going Mr. Peterson?""Poor.""I'm sorry to hear that.""No, I mean pour." "How's life treating you, Norm?""Like it caught me sleeping with its wife." "Women. Can't live with 'em ... pass the beer nuts." "What's going down, Normie?""My butt cheeks on that bar stool." "Pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson?""Alright, but stop me at one....make that one-thirty." "How's it going Mr. Peterson?""It's a dog eat dog world, Woody and I'm wearing Milk Bone underwear. "What's the story, Norm?""Boy meets beer. Boy drinks beer. Boy meets another beer." "How's about a beer, Norm?""That's that amber sudsy stuff, right? I've heard good things about it!" "What's going on, Mr. Peterson?""The question is, `what's going 'in' Mr. Peterson?" A beer, please, Woody." "Can I pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson?""A little early isn't it, Woody?""For a beer?" "No, for stupid questions." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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