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I know this has been mentioned many times before but am I the only one getting fed up with the crime these days?

They broke into my house in January and took basically all electronics goods, watches, jewellery... :angry:

On sunday morning they came into my office while I was in the factory, stole my motorcycle jacket with my wallet and now today I get phone call after phone call from the banks to varify transactions. Cards have been stopped but still a nightmare.

Won't emmigrate but feel like taking the law into my own hands and being irresponsible :wacko:

 

Anybody have the same feelings about crime??

Posted

Just make sure you bury them properly....

 

Chances are, you will act out of self defence, report it like a good boy and you will end up sitting in jail for the rest of your life.

 

Our country protects the criminals far too well.

Posted

Give em Horns!!!

 

Start with a keeping a halfjack bottle of Brandy, (laced with strychnine) in your glovebox (or office drawer)...and wait for the phuckers to take it....

 

Then sleep easy as you KNOW a couple more bastards will not be stealing anything anymore! :clap: :clap:

Posted

Give em Horns!!!

 

Start with a keeping a halfjack bottle of Brandy, (laced with strychnine) in your glovebox (or office drawer)...and wait for the phuckers to take it....

 

Then sleep easy as you KNOW a couple more bastards will not be stealing anything anymore! :clap: :clap:

Sadly that will result in you getting nailed on a murder rap... :-(

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have also been hit many times by the wave that is life in this country.

i think i am going to run for president one day some of the laws i am going to pass are:

if you drive in the yellow lane you get hung in town square.

you steal you get hung in town square.

rape, castration with a dull pair of spoons stapled together with some rusty wire.

murder, let the crows have your still screaming carcase for whatever meal they see fit, each day we will help keep you alive by cleaning the wounds with vinegar and sulphuric acid, scrubbed clean with steel wool.

corruption, well lets just say the leather s&m death from the movie seven would be mild compared to whats coming.

 

may not be in power long but will make sure i rid the country of as much as possible in the 3 months or so i manage to hold on

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Sadly that will result in you getting nailed on a murder rap... :-(

 

How does keeping a bottle of so called "poison" in my glovebox constitute murder?

I did not force anything down a thief's throat, did i?

Posted

How does keeping a bottle of so called "poison" in my glovebox constitute murder?

I did not force anything down a thief's throat, did i?

It was a premeditated murder.

The intent was - If someone does ever drink it they will die. So lets leave it in a place where they will think it is booze.....

 

So yes, it will end you in the chookie.

 

Rather rig a nice electrical surge at your place that will knock them out.

 

Then just get home to bury them..... :clap:

Posted

I know this has been mentioned many times before but am I the only one getting fed up with the crime these days?

They broke into my house in January and took basically all electronics goods, watches, jewellery... :angry:

On sunday morning they came into my office while I was in the factory, stole my motorcycle jacket with my wallet and now today I get phone call after phone call from the banks to varify transactions. Cards have been stopped but still a nightmare.

Won't emmigrate but feel like taking the law into my own hands and being irresponsible :wacko:

 

Anybody have the same feelings about crime??

 

Not nice to hear as I went through a stage like that in my life, it was ironic when I got divorced as we had nothing to split up as it had all already been stolen - my ex and I still joke about it.

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