Captain Fastbastard Mayhem

G Land and UCT probably the best for DJ progression. G land more so 'cos there are all sizes.

those aren't dirt jumps, they're just a selection of different sized tables. Dirt jumps have far steeper faces and landings than any of the jumps there, apart from maybe the pro line.

And if she'd ordered a normal coke it'd have added another 200kcal or so to the total. Crazy to order that amount of food for one person, but the choice to add a diet coke instead of a full fat one was actually a laudable decision. Just needed to apply it to the rest of the order... Or - it wasn't only for her. Like when we order a gatsby like the one above. Shared with 4 people, it's still a ***-ton of food!

I need to get something like this...

Double taxation ITO VAT, essentially.

This. Except for the over 50 part. Tsek with that.

$$? That would be RAD!!!

HAHAHA!!! Featured!

busy planning now 1st weekend of November is the first available time. There should be enough interest between my group and others... Could be a rad day out!

We did the same, and used Pieter's. It's great, but android only (not that much of an issue though, really) Doing an enduro by Strava (if you want accurate times) is not anywhere near accurate, unfortunately. The timing pods would be rad, if you're all together.

Great edit!

It's actually what I'm planning on doing. Realistically it'll be late october / early november before I'm able to do it, though. It'll sure hurt!

You were even happier after the burger

Were you at the bottom of Phoenix? If so, I think I heard the little tyke complaining that you "ruined his enduro"

Some of those kids were blitzvinnig

Yeah I think he was trying to give us high fives. ????????????????

Hahahahahaha bro that was one of the dodgiest moves I've seen. You almost came off, there! We all said wtf

Agree fully

Shhhhh Danie, you're one of them. ???? And floating isn't the same as steamrollering

Oh, it's a rad trail. It's just not a black trail. ????

100%, DT. Except cobra is definitely NOT a black trail. ???? Maybe TokaiMTB cobra, but def not hoogies. ????

It wouldn't surprise me! Oli was also darn quick on his hardtail.

And I think 3 of the 5 fastest ladies were from out of town.

Same as guys near karkloof, Cascades etc. Locals always get preference, but it didn't stop Sharjah from getting top 5 overall. They're proper black trails, are plumber and iron monkey.

It was dry af, and was getting blown out. Not dangerous, just technical. And it was an EWS quali.