Joe_Cogs

Pink Floyd - wish you were here.... Rolling Stones - Wild horses Gets me every time!

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I quite enjoy my g-strings in a knot.

Maybe he means spanking...

I've never removed a tonsil. Thankfully I've never had any major issues. But I heard it hurts like hell and you have to eat ice-cream for like a week!!

Haha... or she could just be a butch lesbian. But there are distinct "curves"... Oh the mystery! I don't recall you being this bitter last year. New years resolution perhaps? Something happen? Want to talk about it? Perhaps a hug?

I think I spot a pair of knockers. It could just be an asexual person

Yak faces are allowed.

Thanks for ruining my intro

I was referring to the poster. How to make friends and alienate people. New year, new beginnings. And it's Monday. I can forgive people for not getting it.

Lose the I-phone and get a blackberry It'll be a lot easier

There are no dumb questions on here. Only incorrect questions. From first hand experience (har har), it doesn't effect the airways at all. Just swells the face up. You may drown from tears, but that's about it.

Dunno hey... couldn't see the can properly. Perhaps that was due to my eyes melting.

Dunno what it was. It came from a can in a mist... stung like hell. Couldn't see, my face swelled up.

My police reservist mate. I was drunk and wanted to party, he wanted to sleep. It resolved the conflict.

I almost was taken out there too. Thing came at me all puffed up. It then launched itself at me. Silly bird. But a mother has to do what a mother has to do. In other news, my friend got chased by a monitor lizard there. Those are big and aggressive. Guinea fowl will be the least of your worries.

I have been sprayed with pepper spray / mace. It works.

Ford. At least they circled the problem.

That's a prize snail! If it came down to it, I would never have a bare knuckle to the death... It would win.

Heal up quick mike! How and where did it happen?

Getting dropped at NF, stomach issues at Rietvlei, back issues on the spruit... Sheesh you falling apart! Get better (and faster )

I'll be so fast I'll overtake karma's ride, go forward into the future, ride with you guys, go back in time and finish off with karma's crowd.