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Before the ride and during are two separate issues. Robo's answer addresses the before. During, eat before you feel hungry, drink before you feel thirsty.

Marginally.

Amen. I vaguely tolerated them, until that Barry Bonds pic the spewed forth the other day.

Cheese and tomato will be easier to swallow when you're gagging already.

Don't you read the terms of your license? Carrying a glass bottle of any kind during racing is not allowed. PS, I assume people here know the difference between my bullspit posts and actual answers to questions?

No shopping at asg for you...

I weigh about the same. Water, sammichs, fruitcake and bananas do it for me. Longer ride, AJ's juice works the best for me. Small proviso, I have some reasonably good cycling genes, so that helps.

Nah, it's endemic to the sport. The marketers saw you lot of suckers coming a mile off.

Watson can get that total inside the first ten overs. Nice! Advance Australia Fair!

41 runs in the last 5 overs? Oz are awesome, or the Paki's just threw another match?

Yeah, I keep trying. Falls on deaf ears most of the time around here though.

What the cr@p is blashemy? New version of 23IG?

Common sense and not one brand name? Are you new here?

Nice acceleration. Watson might need a team mate to help reach the final total if they keep this up.

Nice, but you can do it without the brand names.

Helmets.

Marmite, perinaise and fishpaste.

Can I rather do some sit down? At the pub, with a beer?

So, um, ride faster. Solved that problem.

True. I had that in a front tubeless wheel on a road bike once.

Livewrong bangles.

32IG and Futurelife.

Probably. Wont hurt to have it checked. Rear wheel side, check your axle and cassette.

What do you mean by that?

Headset.