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Dude. You don't need a new topic for each tweet...

Only wanker I know who attacks on the downhills for a handful of seconds. Like my trainer used to say, anyone can go fast downhill, and besides, poephol face needs more than a few seconds...

I would call it an incorrect assumption.

Why would you assume a gear that tall?

Let it first be plainly said, your reviewer is an enormous fan of wanking. Arithmetic might be of help in reckoning the total number of times I have seasoned my fish. It is of no help, however, in extending that sum. Whatever the figure, it’s a lot. So much, in fact, that I sometimes run out of material with which to scratch the patch. Therefore, it was with private hope I began the Fifty Shades trilogy; a BDSM blockbuster aimed at persons of my demographic who had run out of things to fluff their faps. Or, to use the language of the works, things to amuse themselves “down there”. Always eager to deposit in the spank-bank, I picked up a stray copy of E L James’ strange shame left lying carelessly on the floor of the Internet. This should be good for a fiddle, I thought. http://www.sponsoredlady.com/product-review-masturbation-to-fifty-shades/

Different effect. This foam thingy, you can really get volume.

Hydrogen peroxide, dry yeast, food colouring. And a little bit of warm water.

“And suddenly, I looked at the bull. He had this innocence that all animals have in their eyes, and he looked at me with this pleading. It was like a cry for justice, deep down inside of me. I describe it as being like a prayer - because if one confesses, it is hoped, that one is forgiven. I felt like the worst **** on earth.” This photo shows the collapse of Torrero Alvaro Munera, as he realized in the middle of the his last fight… the injustice to the animal. From that day forward he became an opponent of bullfights. http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0fynzjYNn1qhgro5o1_500.jpg

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It's pretty easy to do some research. Merckx tested positive. Three times, although never at the Tour. Hinault never did.

Hoy's training bike?

Allez Wiggo, Allez the f**king w**kers It was only a matter of time before Bradley Wiggins was asked about doping during the Tour de France. He knew it, his team knew it, and so did the millions of fans watching at home. Served on a plate and with the opportunity to address the matter head on Wiggins scored nil points with his attack on those questioning him on Twitter. Part of Wiggins’s argument was fair, those that hide behind pseudonyms are able to throw mud but the wider aspect of Wiggins’s behaviour needs further examining. The unfounded murmurs online – and in the press room too – have clearly rattled him. But compare his statements with Armstrong's during his seven year reign. The American was measured, composed, rehearsed but lacking a level legitimacy, and while Wiggins still has more to do in this year’s Tour to clear up his stance on doping, at least he spoke from the heart. There’s no doubt he has worked hard, perhaps harder than all of his rivals, but the next time he’s offered the doping topic lets hope he has the maturity and quite frankly the respect for the yellow jersey to deliver something with a little more substance. The sport has suffered greatly in the last 20 years with a number of Tour winners knocked off the podium due to doping. That’s not Wiggins’s fault but in this culture it’s perfectly reasonable for the yellow jersey to be questioned on their ethics and while the press and the fans are not asking Wiggins to apologise for 20 years of lies and cheats they would like more concrete assertions.

Yeah, and Vino and Kash tried the human rights angle before, it holds no water.

That, or sort out your chain length and gear settings...

If it's always on the outside, why not just put a bash ring on?

Current man in charge of the Konica Ladies, who started Konica Minolta, started Barloworld.

Anyone realise that John Robertson identified all these guys?

Like I said, Lance was cofidis rider long before this...

Nah, if he's been arrested, it's for dealing, not for taking.

Look, I'm merging this with the TDF 12 thread. It's been reported there for some time.

Lance was at Cofidis long before wiggo...

No f**kin way! I said Contador should do the exact same thing to Lance.

So, are the frogs still going to insist that they are the only clean riders in the peleton?

Ah, Remy. Figures.