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Ya, just now a tweet from Sky news, telling us of a tweet they received of the earthquake in Melbourne. Although that one I've seen pics of, and spoken to mates in Oz, and it really happened.

No chance. I ate all the chips years ago.

Did he feature in that one as well?

Cause I'm so sick and tired of only ever hearing about cycling being bad. I love hearing when other sports turn out not to be the squeaky clean darlings everyone thinks. Hope he gets taken to the cleaners.

@EWNsport BREAKING NEWS: Comrades winner Ludwick Mamabolo has tested positive for a banned stimulant. Confirmed by the Institute for Drug-Free Sport.

Impossible. Gesink will break a collarbone in the prologue...

Haha. University of Melbourne just tweeted that some of the books on the shelves have moved for the first time in years...

When you sleep on your back, and your windpipe starts deflating, the air coming in and out vibrates against the epiglotis, and a snor comes out.

My oh my, but you have a lot of faith in a system built on corruption.

dicks, moustaches, back hair, back boobs, you name it.

Funny. From the perspective of a motorcycle commuter, I find taxis far more respectful and accommodating of me when lane splitting than every single other road user. Besides, go to any stop street, and count the number of cars that don't stop, and then count the number of taxis that don't stop. There's far more cars on the road, therefor far more car drivers breaking the law then taxi drivers. You know me, always banging my "keep your own **** together before you smear everyone else with it" drum...

Check out the Brakpan chess club...

Crisis! You want to give the traffis okes access to your banking stuff?

You sure about that, covie?

Fark me, you and tim must have a bizarre sex life...

* 5000 tests

Once they take a first chomp I'm sure you will be on your knees.

Yeah, and bron likes her men smooth...

Horner chosen for RadioShack-Nissan Tour de France team

Midget zombies? They start eating at your balls to get to your brain?

Nah, Bron doesn't care about their seeding. They just have to look the part to get her going...

Fair enough I just picked a few women grand masters at random for you.

Dude, we didn't have anything even close to this at the Brakpan chess club.