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You can prick your finger – just don't finger your prick. ~George Carlin

The way Boonen ripped the field apart everytime they hit the cobbles during the Scheldeprijs yesterday looks ominous. He is going to be tough to beat come Sunday.

Precisely why I shave my balls.

Where? By the OP? The second post in this thread references dick and dave at the Epic.

Wait. Do I need more beer, or less beer to understand that?

I wish more people would understand that in the context of a bicycle, what you are talking about is meaningless. What we saw at the recent Epic, was due to skill, not grip. Look here on this forum, guys saying they didn't puncture once. I had this talk once with an ex-hubber. What I said was the more you are on your limit, the more ragged you are, the more punctures and breakages will happen to you. Cause you don't have the luxury of choosing your line and being precise when you're red-lining.

Don't be. Bar ends on riser bars, speaks to the art over science part of this sport. As in, if it works, do it.

Full of Marilyn Monroe?

No, the question is what colour is the Binx with Di2. Keep up.

Just like our local politics: Choosing @MittRomney or @BarackObama is like choosing 1 cyanide tablet or 2 cyanide tablets; either choice is lethal.

And oddly, the Nirone has been my dream bike for some time. Not the top end, but something about it makes me weak. Ok, red will do, but I will not compromise on the electrics.

I guess. I reckon it just shows how pointless this "athletes passport" really is.

The art. The aesthetic. Cycling, on a road bike or a mountain bike, always has been, and always will be part science, part art. There's an intangible in cycling. In one of my degrees, we actually studied cycling, as it is the only sport where rivals, as in members of opposing teams, will combine to a common goal. Fascinating, actually. But I digress.

Not on a Bianchi it isn't.

Jesus Mohammed! When did you get 10k posts?

I agree with She-Ra.

A red Bianchi? Dude, go wash your mouth out with soap. Green Sunlight. Now!

Nah, was into reds long before her. You know redheads are addicted to sugar and sex, right?

But some of use bicycle buyers have discerning taste, and will do Lance for a Binx wif Di2. Nevermind Lance. I'd do Bianca again for a Binx with Di2. Oh, wait, she's a redhead. I'd just do her then.

Apparently Canyon pays 25% of the groupset and gives you a free frame?

Again, the only frame worthy of Di2 is a Binx.

You know that thing about Italian components on an Italian frame? The Bianchi is the one exception. It can only have Dura Ace, and preferably Di2. The Binx? I once dated a Bianca, called her Binx, kinda stuck...

Contador's hematocrit and reticulocyte values from his Grand Tour wins are as dodgy as all hell. He has an exemption certificate from the UCI for a "naturally" high hb level. Ashenden reckons his blood values from the GT wins are way out of sync with the results of the extensive testing UCI did on him to grant him the certificate in the first place.

I fix for you.

Pay off my car and my motorbike. Put the rest into the credit card. Next question?