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I thought you staple it to the spot your balls were removed from. Never needed one, so I'm speculating here.

I've been doing that. Although this week, I find myself having fewer and fewer ****s to give and am pushing the curfew. Today I only got back at 9:30. I guess I better get tested for coronachan now. It wakes up at 9, right?

Oh, me too. The only day I stayed inside the ring o' death was the once I went for a run with the dog and the fiancee.

Indeed.

With luck, we get a new limit soon anyway. I see Squirrel is talking to us tonight.

Been a long time since I took a look at the cwconline page. And, I know it's not them, but wtf is women's chamois cream? Are we really so far gone that we think men and women need different chamois cream now? I mean I though indoor specific cycling kit was really pulling the ring out, but this?

Dunno about the others, but I'd hazard a guess the Battaglin in the picture is probably the only one like it in SA. Or at least one of a handful. That is super rare.

That does have some happy unintended consequences though. I had the same the other day, and hung back and then hit it hard to sweep past the two guys on the outside of the road and maintain enough rhythm to drop them. When I uploaded my data to strava I discovered I had a nice little kom present waiting for me for the effort. (I didn't even know there was segment on that piece of road)

My bike took me through Benoni this morning. I won't post a pic, there's enough tragedy in the world already.

What the hell is a ppa? IPA I know very well.

You think they can read.

Not born here. Can't get card. And the green book has been through the wash so many times, and was issued in 1993, that if you hope to read anything written in it, good luck.

Sure. The point is I'm not going to voluntarily make things easier for the prison guards, am I?

I dunno. I sit on the CPF EXCO, and the mis-communication from national through provincial to the station commander level is astounding. I'm not surprised in any way that the cop on the street has a different understanding/interpretation of the regulations as to what is said at national level, as so much is distorted/changed as it slips down the chain of command. Coupled to the fact that everyone above the rank of captain will not do a thing without it being a written order means that between lack of action and lack of communication, the broken-telephone effect is immense.

I don't need a license to ride a bicycle. Renew my ID book? Since when now do I need to do that?

How does 5km radius from home minimise risk? Not born in this country, so can't get ID card. Even so, my fiancee has ID card, her address is not on it.

Everywhere in the country has voting districts. I have seen no map of the districts spoken of in the Communist Manifesto Disaster Management Regulations. The way the muppets can't agree on anything makes me wonder if they would do something like use existing districts, as that would imply some forethought and intelligence, which seem to be lacking.

I'm impressed by your optimism.

See, it's all make believe. I travel across metros to collect my daughter from her mother's house. Legally. It's not in your quote. Also, I am allowed to shop at Makro? They are the only place that stocks the replacement filters for my inline water filtration system. The closest Makro to me is outside of my district. Actually, where's the map to go with this made up nonsense? What's a district? Where's my district?

Yup I had a go at our community WA admin over letting some poephol post the same garbage on the group.

The National Communist Command Committee under NDZ has fortunately not put a distance limit on where one may travel to procure one's daily rations.

Well, yes and no. I find it amusing that people think it's ok that we've all (every single South African) been criminalised for walking out our own front doors.

1. I guess so. 2. I'm not willing supporting the abuse of power, so I'll not be doing that.

I agree completely with your points. This one, however, how do you prove you are in the circle of death (even if you are) if you are stopped whilst out riding? There's no requirement (yet) to carry dompas style of proof of who and what you are is there?