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OMG just the thought of all those little jellysluts going at it like they're on the discovery channel gets me soooo hot!!! From now on i'm gonna just pour the little ******* straight down the front of my shorts!!!

In case of emergency, jellybabies get me home. Keep them on me 9 out of 10 rides even if i don't use them.

50mm Bar end mounted cannons.

Do they scream like a banshee or squeal like a pig? Your answer to this will determine the fix.

Tyres not tires, unless you're a yank.

I got chased by some agitated bull last year, i nearly kakked myself. Other than that its safe.

I found a hairline crack in the bottom end of the BB casing, had it welded by the guy who does my car racing stuff. Very neat job but this is now going to be my "spare bike" for muddy days. Will keep you posted on how long it takes me to destroy it again. Hey TNT1 does this count as attempted self murder?

You front brake pipe needs some cable tie manners. Its gonna rub on the fork shaft coating...when things get muddy you don't want that. If your bike looks this hot can you post some pics of your lady?

I hear TREK is bringing out a 30inch wheel, that HAS to be 3% faster than a 29er.....

I'm late on this thread but i find the best way take weight off is to drill 10mm holes in your frame and put helium in your tyres. You could also staple your mouth closed for 3 week for maximum weightloss.

Ja its disgraceful what some parents let their lazy kids get away with nowadays.

Golden Rule: Not too hard and not too soft

Ja, wearing the t-shirt at the moment in fact. Will do it again, scenery, catering, riding all brilliant. Highly, highly, highly recommended. I'd say a bit easier than Sani non stop. Missed the tv coverage

I usually slip used goos, jelly baby packets, KFC rounder boxes etc into the leg of my shorts just on the outside of my left thigh. When you get to the finish you can dump them in the bin, another advantage is that i have really skinny legs so when i get photos back it looks like i have bulging legs muscles if taken from the optimum angle.

Ok so if we are out there for a day or 2 what kind of fish can we catch in the Elands river when we are done riding?

Yussis Tankman, that signature thing of yours could have epileptics thrashing about in no time.

at the same time? If you have a Wii with a ride on lawnmower game that would make me very happy.

I'm looking for a Nintendo Wii and a ride on lawnmower ? Anyone anyone?

Thanks to Spur for the excellent water points, the cheddamelt burgers at the far end of the 40km loop were great!!

For second hand bikes check out www.bikebay.co.za there's a bike shop in edenvale called johnsons cycles but when they sponsor a race they let you die of thirst so i don't endorse them. For riding and stuff contsct cyclelab or something, I'm sure they'll let you join them on some mountain bike rides till you learn where and where not to go. They're in the north (fourways area) though. Dunno too much about bedfordview riding sorry.

I have attempted to kill my yeti with crazy rocky descents 1 million times and it just won't die. It is a 2004 cast iron 575. Get the Yeti!!! Besides "Elsworth" sounds like a poncy, ginger haired, gay, english cricketer.

My grandpa has an old Penny Farthing gathering dust in his back yard. You can take the front tyre, it's pretty light and it's made of wood so you never get punctures

It is now called the desert dash cos (now let me t y p e s l o w l y f o r y o u s l o w b e e) in the desert there is no water to drink and in the Johnsons Cycles Nth farms mtb race there is no water to drink. Verstaan djy my ou perd?