Lurch

Stolen: Merida Silex 400 2020 When: 18/01/2022Where: , Glen Austin AH, Midrand, GautengFactory set up with the exception of new tan walled tyres.Get further details about the incident in the Stolen Bikes section.

The most amazing part of that sentence is that you still have DSTV.

The locals are riding 129ers...

Season 3 already... You're really sMASHing it...

With the current R/$, even when you pay, it's under R100 a month on the cheapest option if you do want to keep it up...which is what, about 10% of DSTV?

If something makes it onto the Oscar short list it'll almost always be crap. All those award shows generally have nothing to do with reality.

Better not be with a colleague, we could get fired...

Intern, We’re all waiting for a report that you made it back from the snake park...

Blades & Triggers are definitely not the cheapest...

I better make friends with somebody named Rosemary...

Find and artist whose work you like, that can work in this style, and just go do it.

Disclaimer: I'm a metal head, so Truth is not my usual type of music. It wasn't completely terrible, though I was a good few drinks in by the time we got there. You know you're getting old when you think to yourself, "This would be a better experience if they turned this music down ever so slightly" haha Just remember to take cash with you. Only one area in the place took cards, and it was only to let you draw cash for the rest of the place.

You've met me, so I can't even argue any of those points...

I WISH I looked that good...

That was partly my problem as well. The chick I was with, her friend, and the friend's boyfriend were younger than me; and even then, we were probably the 4 oldest people in the club, haha. Plus being super tall makes me have the appearance of leering over everyone...

Cleaning out the nonsense I've accumulated on my phone and came across an old picture. Still don't know what luck I had going that day to pull it off.

I'm not sure you can say it is 'rocking' since they don't play any rock... I was that creepy old dude in December. Least I was with other people so the creepiness was shared, haha.

Did he bring the wrong leaf as well..?

Out at “The Lugs” by any chance?

Oh boy, I’d forgotten all about Bimbos...

Only if you have no shame...

I went to Truth in December. My first time ever there. It’s definitely not my type of music, but you land up doing all sorts of strange things to impress chicks.

You can’t mention Doors without including Zeppelins in the conversation. I had some legendary jol’s at both.

That's quite....inSULTAN... (I'll show myself out )