Lurch

Stolen: Merida Silex 400 2020 When: 18/01/2022Where: , Glen Austin AH, Midrand, GautengFactory set up with the exception of new tan walled tyres.Get further details about the incident in the Stolen Bikes section.

The most amazing part of that sentence is that you still have DSTV.

The locals are riding 129ers...

Season 3 already... You're really sMASHing it...

With the current R/$, even when you pay, it's under R100 a month on the cheapest option if you do want to keep it up...which is what, about 10% of DSTV?

If something makes it onto the Oscar short list it'll almost always be crap. All those award shows generally have nothing to do with reality.

Better not be with a colleague, we could get fired...

Intern, We’re all waiting for a report that you made it back from the snake park...

Blades & Triggers are definitely not the cheapest...

I better make friends with somebody named Rosemary...

Find and artist whose work you like, that can work in this style, and just go do it.

Disclaimer: I'm a metal head, so Truth is not my usual type of music. It wasn't completely terrible, though I was a good few drinks in by the time we got there. You know you're getting old when you think to yourself, "This would be a better experience if they turned this music down ever so slightly" haha Just remember to take cash with you. Only one area in the place took cards, and it was only to let you draw cash for the rest of the place.

You've met me, so I can't even argue any of those points...

I WISH I looked that good...