Lurch the stalker

Does it come in a vegan option too..?

Thanks for ruining my day knowing I don't have that to go home to

Brian Welch from Korn not looking too happy with getting a new bike.

An eloquent single speed brain response?

I want to see that too

This first episode was good.

I'm terrified that if I try it I will have to tell everyone that I now do it

Now I think about it, he could have also said, "I ride single speed"

He could also have said, "I'm a vegan"

I will thank you when I am living on your couch

Thanks a lot, I'm about to get into trouble at work... I'm not going to go to work tomorrow and I am sure my boss won't accept the excuse of, "Boss, I thought it was Saturday because Uni only posts in a particular thread on Friday's"

The story is ***, but she is not bad

You know socks can be washed and don't have to be thrown away after every ride, right?

I went through multiple colours as well - the green caused an accident in the parking lot at work (no jokes). Will dig out a picture.

Clearly he knows her VERY well

The video that originally inspired my mohawk back in the day