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....He almost MADE it though. See the Engineers weren't on site to start the recovery operation though... :lol: :lol: :lol:

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While the C-5 was turning over its engines, a female crewman gave the G.I.s on board the

usual information regarding seat belts, emergency exits, etc.

 

Finally, she said, 'Now sit back and enjoy your trip while your captain, Judith Campbell,

and crew take you safely to Afghanistan '

 

An old Master Sergeant sitting in the eighth row thought to himself,

'Did I hear her right? Is the captain a woman? '

 

When the attendant came by he said 'Did I understand you right? Is the captain a woman?'

'Yes,'! said the attendant, 'In fact, this entire crew is female.'

 

 

 

'My God,' he said, 'I wish I had two double scotch and sodas. I don't know what to

think with only women up there in the cockpit.'

 

'That's another thing, Sergeant,' said the crew member, 'We No Longer Call It

The Cockpit', 'It's The Box Office.'

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Works for me.... :thumbup:

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Hey boys. Been busy. How's it hanging? Short shrivelled and slightly to the left like always?

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Nothing cycling related if you wanted to know...

 

Yeah, the flu knocked me six love, been off the bike for three weeks or so.

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Someone selling dodgy second hand bikes could be lynched soon, folks are still deciding which way is up and down on Downhill route, the ship is still there. Otherwise not much happening :unsure: Oh and the spelling & grammer police have been on the case, as usual :lol:

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Someone selling dodgy second hand bike could be lynched soon, folks still deceiding which way is up and down on Downhill route, the ship is still there. Otherwise not much happening :unsure:

 

Fockin' wankers. Oh, I need two used bikes for some peeps that are gonna ride 94.7. Dunno what sizes though. The chick looks like Megan Fox, and her hubby looks like a springbok flanker :o

 

Will trawl the classifieds when I get their measurements :D

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