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And then they called the poor girl Harper Seven? WTF?

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And then they called the poor girl Harper Seven? WTF?

 

It's a misquote. Brooklyn was named Brooklyn cos he was conceived there. The latest baby was conceived at half-past seven, so her name is actually Half-Past Seven.

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The numerical middle name for the new girl is a reference to the star's old soccer jersey number when he played for Manchester United and England's national team. Beckham gave up the number when he joined Spain's Real Madrid team, and used the number 23.

 

It wasn't the number itself that had commentators in stitiches, but rather the unfortunate resemblence of her names to the time -- half-past seven.

 

"That's not a name, that's a curfew," said blogger Angelique Hornby.

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Koos vat sy gesin KAAP toe.

Sy seun Jannie maak vriende met 'n coloured laaitie.

"Jy is seker 'n Local" vra Jannie, "want ek sien jou voortande is uit?"

Die coloured sien Jannie se braces in sy mond en vra, "en djy is seker van Gauteng nê?"

"Ja, hoe het jy dit geweet" vra Jannie

"Want ek sien djy het Burglar Bars In Djou Bek"

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Julius Malema lost his Cheque Book. So he goes to the Bank.

Bank Manager: Be careful, anyone can forge your signature.

Malema: I'm not a fool, I have already signed all the cheques

 

Have a Super Day :D

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CHINO, CA—In an unprecedented and historic event Monday, the "I Am Under 18" button, an Internet security device which if selected restricts access to websites featuring adult content, was clicked for the first time ever. "I knew I could simply claim to be over 18 and continue onto my desired destination, but I also realized that I would have to live with that lie for the rest of my life," said local resident Garrett Kinley, 17. "I admit, I was curious to see what type of material I would find on www.juggworld.com, but that button was clearly placed there for a reason, and let's face it: 17 and three-quarters is not 18. I plan to return to the site three months from now, when I will be mature enough to handle its content." Moments later, Kinley's friend Dave Gerrard, 17, pushed Kinley aside and clicked the "I Am Over 18" button himself, at which point a tactical police unit broke down his bedroom door and arrested him.

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