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Caerus Posted September 16, 2011 Posted September 16, 2011 This should be a funny read, he would even make Anthon Keidis look like a mammas boy.
Sammajoor Posted September 16, 2011 Posted September 16, 2011 2nd Hand Car for sale. 1 Owner, Sunday Driver, only used for fishing tripsNeeds a little attention, engine uses oil.Bargain.
Tumbleweed Posted September 16, 2011 Posted September 16, 2011 A Little poem I just composed… The Google doodle is cool today, So start the weekend with OJ…
TNT1 Posted September 16, 2011 Author Posted September 16, 2011 (edited) A Little poem I just composed… The Google doodle is cool today, So start the weekend with OJ… Preferred yesterdays SSL version... We're psycho about security, so SSL is cool... Edited September 16, 2011 by TNT1
Tumbleweed Posted September 16, 2011 Posted September 16, 2011 Preferred yesterdays SSL version... We're psycho about security, so SSL is cool... You shoulda made up a poem about it…
TNT1 Posted September 16, 2011 Author Posted September 16, 2011 You shoulda made up a poem about it… I wrote a python script, does that count?
Caerus Posted September 16, 2011 Posted September 16, 2011 You shoulda made up a poem about it… A haiku?
TNT1 Posted September 16, 2011 Author Posted September 16, 2011 More craigslist (inspired by holy's ciabatta comment on the scarlett johansson thread...): You farted in Trader Joes yesterday – m4w – 99 (Newport Beach) Reply to: blog-1316150518@craigslist.orgDate: 2009-12-17, 10:24PM UTCCategory: Funny,M4W,Weird You were the tall brunette with the near perfect body that farted in the bread section last night. I was the tall guy next to you that looked over and asked, “Was that you?” You quickly replied “No…Wasn’t me!” You almost seemed insulted I would ask. As the stink grew you continued to deny your flatulence, but it was evident. I tried to get rid of the stench by waving 2 loafs of Ciabatta bread. You proceeded to storm off in an angry manner. You are beautiful and even if you are a liar and fart like a Clydesdale, I’d love to meet up sometime. Location: Newport Beach it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Tumbleweed Posted September 16, 2011 Posted September 16, 2011 And some cool doodles here: http://www.google.com/logos/
Iain Olivier Posted September 16, 2011 Posted September 16, 2011 I wrote a python script, does that count?Are you involved in alot of open source type software/programming. Just started using QGIS as oppsoed to other more expensive GIS software really good. I like open source
fastbike Posted September 16, 2011 Posted September 16, 2011 This...... is very, very reassuring! Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?A: Your heart only good for so many beats, and that it... Don't waste on exercise. Everything wear out eventually. Speeding up heart not make you live longer; it like saying you extend life of car by driving faster. Want to live longer? Take nap. Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake? A: No, not at all. Wine made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that mean they take water out of fruity bit so you get even more of goodness that way. Beer also made of grain. Bottom up! Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?A: Well, if you have body and you have fat, your ratio one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio two to one, etc. Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?A: Can't think of single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No pain...good! Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you? A: YOU NOT LISTENING! Food are fried these day in vegetable oil. In fact, they permeated by it. How could getting more vegetable be bad for you?!? Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?A: Definitely not! When you exercise muscle, it get bigger. You should only be doing sit-up if you want bigger stomach. Q: Is chocolate bad for me? A: Are you crazy?!? HEL-LO-O!! Cocoa bean! Another vegetable! It best feel-good food around! Q: Is swimming good for your figure? A: If swimming good for your figure, explain whale to me.. Q: Is getting in shape important for my lifestyle? A: Hey! 'Round' is shape! Well... I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets. And remember: Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO, what a ride!!" AND..... For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies. 1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.. 5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. CONCLUSION:Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
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