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I can only presume I am the only hubber stupid enough to buy Bicycling's big, fat Tour de France guide...

 

In their picks for the various jerseys - Schleck and Contador gunning for green, over last year's winner Anthony Charteau? That could be fun.

 

The Who to Watch bits are a scream:

 

Stage 2

Ronaldo Nocentini - umm, I don't think he is riding...

STEFAN SCHUMACHER - ??? I suspect Mr Schumacher is less than welcome at the Tour.

My ninety year old grandmother predicted a Gilbert win, he doesn't even make your top three? Experts, eh.

 

Stage 12

Nice to chuck Moreau in for Bastille Day, pity he isn't actually riding.

 

Stage 15

Exactly the same three as Stage 2??? Cut-and-paste button stuck?

 

Stage 16

Robbie Hunter? Really? Even with a second-cat climb 10 km from the finish? Even if he isn't riding?

 

Stage 21

Robbie Hunter? Really? Even if he was riding, really? C'mon. Did the tea lady put this guide together?

 

And littered with spelling mistakes... shocker

 

I am sure Schick is happy with the money they spent on this :)

 

On a positive note, the Lance/doping article in the main mag is a good read.

 

I will go back to reading it in the CNA, I think.

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That mag really is rubbish. I used to buy it about 3 years ago. Now I would rather read my toilet paper.

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That mag really is rubbish. I used to buy it about 3 years ago. Now I would rather read my toilet paper.

 

Rather buy Baby Soft....and read FHM

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