Wonder Woman Posted December 18, 2007 Posted December 18, 2007 Hey Robotech, where did youget them from. I know someone who would love one of those!!
ewep Posted December 18, 2007 Posted December 18, 2007 Hey Robotech' date=' where did youget them from. I know someone who would love one of those!! [/quote'] Who me ?
Tumbleweed Posted December 18, 2007 Posted December 18, 2007 Hey Robotech' date=' where did youget them from. I know someone who would love one of those!! [/quote'] Who me ? why, you got you own boobs?
ewep Posted December 18, 2007 Posted December 18, 2007 Hey Robotech' date=' where did youget them from. I know someone who would love one of those!! [/quote'] Who me ? why, you got you own boobs? I'm old, mine's already sagging!
Sammajoor Posted December 18, 2007 Posted December 18, 2007 Hey Robotech' date=' where did youget them from. I know someone who would love one of those!! [/quote'] Who me ? why, you got you own boobs? I'm old, mine's already sagging! I hear they use the same material as they do when "enlarging" a womens assets, now I hear if you use these mouse pads incorrectly or is it correctly they get a nipple stand
Robotech Posted December 18, 2007 Author Posted December 18, 2007 You get the moulding kit. 1st you find a volunteer with perfect breasts who's willing to lay down bear breasted for a few minutes and who's not shy... You then cover her breasts with the special moulding substance... You then take the hardened substance and cover a few silicone implants(which are supplied with the kit(different sizes available)... The rest is very straighforward... It's recommended to try it a few times to familiarise yourself with the procedure... & there you go...
Guest Big H Posted December 18, 2007 Posted December 18, 2007 It is now the right time for this one!!!!!!! A woman decides to have a facelift for her 50th birthday She spends $15,000 and feels pretty good about the results. On her way home, she stops at a news stand to buy a newspaper. Before leaving, she says to the clerk, "I hope you don't mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?" "About 32," is the reply. "Nope! I'm exactly 50," the woman says happily. A little while later she goes into McDonald's and asks the counter girl the very same question. The girl replies, "I'd guess about 29." The woman replies with a big smile, "Nope, I'm 50." Now she's feeling really good about herself. She stops in a drug store on her way down the street. She goes up to the counter to get some mints and asks the clerk this burning question. The clerk responds, "Oh, I'd say 30." Again she proudly responds, "I'm 50, but thank you!" While waiting for the bus to go home, she asks an old man waiting next to her the same question. He replies,"I'm 78 and my eyesight is going. Although, when I was young, there was a sure-fire way to tell how old a woman was. It sounds very forward, but it requires you to let me put my hands under your bra. Then, and only then can I tell you EXACTLY how old you are." They wait in silence on the empty street until her curiosity gets the best of her. She finally blurts out, "What the hell, go ahead." He slips both of his hands under her blouse and begins to feel around very slowly and carefully. He bounces and weighs each breast. He pushes her breasts together and rubs them against each other. After a couple of minutes of this, she says, "Okay, okay...How old am I?" He completes one last squeeze of her breasts, removes his hands, and says, "Madam, you are 50." Stunned and amazed, the woman says, "That was incredible, how could you tell?" The old man says, "Promise you won't get mad?" "I promise I won't," she says. "I was behind you in McDonald's."
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